The Luv Doc

Washing your hands after peeing will seem almost performative

The only person making you jealous is you

Imma put this mic down right here

Exactly the kind of advice you would expect to get from a bloviating old white dude

They never end well and they inevitably run long

A torturously midrangey Bluetooth speaker

Drunken Noodle got taken off the menu

The more you know, the more you realize you don’t know

Let’s not waste Time and Energy on Jeffrey Epstein

The Luv Doc HATES cold water

A wickedly entertaining satire on the decline of American intelligence

Nobody likes infatuation