Best Columnist

John Kelso, 'Austin American-Statesman'

Hide your tofu! This year, Austin’s self-appointed roast master general has spoofed on vegans, attorney generals, vegetarians, the lack of toilets at football stadiums, and meat-haters. Coming on like a hayseed Hemingway, the cuddly columnist with the cruel tongue brings barroom mocking to the page three times a week.

John Kelso
Austin American-Statesman
305 S. Congress
www.statesman.com