Adding to Completely Partisan Satire

RECEIVED Mon., Oct. 15, 2007

Dear Editor,
    Re: “Completely Partisan Satire” [“Postmarks,” Oct. 12]: I compliment Perry Logan for his modest proposal to solve the Republican problem. I make two additional suggestions:
    1) Perhaps a state or territory not a part of the contiguous U.S. to exile Republicans, like Guam or even Alaska, would be better.
    2) Though the worst of Republicans are white guys, Republican women, including matronly church and country-club ladies and younger women typified by caked-on make-up and screeching voices, like newsreaders and weatherpersons inflicted on us by cable TV, should be sent away, too.
John Callaghan
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