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Die, 'Chronicle,' Die!
RECEIVED Tue., Nov. 22, 2005
Dear Editor,
Fuck you!
The many reasons ...
– For putting dead cats on your cover [“What Happened to the No-Kill Millennium?,” News, Nov. 18]! That's not "edgy" or "in-your-face" journalism, that's just shit, which echoes what you are: shit.
– For your shitty music coverage! Does being a white boy blues or rockabilly or generic mall punk band merit any artistic validity or coverage? We're not all sheep! Some of us have taste.
- For promoting the mediocre and mundane and ignoring what is really worth covering.
- For being whores to whomever gives you money and blindly supporting them, and saying to hell with anything else, and for all the other reasons I have written you hate letters. Which I won't relist, the only redeeming factor about the Chronicle is that you print these. Die.
Fuck you!
The many reasons ...
– For putting dead cats on your cover [“What Happened to the No-Kill Millennium?,” News, Nov. 18]! That's not "edgy" or "in-your-face" journalism, that's just shit, which echoes what you are: shit.
– For your shitty music coverage! Does being a white boy blues or rockabilly or generic mall punk band merit any artistic validity or coverage? We're not all sheep! Some of us have taste.
- For promoting the mediocre and mundane and ignoring what is really worth covering.
- For being whores to whomever gives you money and blindly supporting them, and saying to hell with anything else, and for all the other reasons I have written you hate letters. Which I won't relist, the only redeeming factor about the Chronicle is that you print these. Die.
I really hate you,
Jason Christian
Jason Christian
[Editor's Note: Jason, thanks for your thoughtful critique and well-reasoned objections. It's the kind of response that makes all the work involved in putting out this publication worthwhile.]