I Love the Status Quo and the Establishment but I'll Pretend to Be a Renegade by Endlessly and Contemptuously Attacking All Who Disagree With Me

RECEIVED Tue., Sept. 13, 2005

Editor,
    It looks like liberals, mostly the diarrhea-mouthed losers of the far left, are writing the modern day version of the little boy who cried wolf. It starts like this: Everything Bush does is wrong, and everything wrong in the world is his fault.
    In the original script, you've gotta wonder if the people who were annoyed by the psychotic little gadfly didn't actually pray for a wolf to come along and silence the loudmouth little bastard once and for all. (Maybe they even hired the one who did!)
    One of the most ironic and self-destructive aspects of the far left is their abject hatred of our military, police, and rule of law, to include the Second Amendment.
    At the end of the fight,
    a tombstone white
    with the names of the
    malcontent blight
   
    And the epitaph drear,
    “A fool lies here
    who tried to hustle the right”
   
    (thanks Rudyard ...)
Kurt Standiford
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