A Loving Christian Ponders Why He Is So Much Better Than Everyone Else

RECEIVED Mon., Aug. 15, 2005

Editors,
    Re: “After a Fashion,” Aug. 12: Why do fat, ugly, sodomites hate rich, hot heterosexual women? Sour grapes? Jealousy? S.M. Moser, who couldn't win a beauty contest against a mud fence, must have fallen into the fashion business out of necessity. Ya gotta wonder how many cotton fields gave their lives to save the world from such a morbid view.
    God save us all if Moser ever tries on his “Daisy Dukes” outside of the bath house. (Do they even make cut-offs that big?)
Kurt Standiford
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