Beanie Caps for Freshman Legislators

RECEIVED Mon., July 25, 2005

Dear Editor,
    Been reflecting on the Legislature's inability to legislate this session ... then it dawned on me: Our experienced legislators were redistricted out for some bankrupt conservative agenda. I mean, what else could we expect from a bunch of snot-nosed freshmen impressed with their new found conservative status?
    I think this freshman class ought to be required to wear those beanie caps with propellers on top when in town (or when handling snakes under the revival tent back home) ... something more appropriate for the status they've earned this session.
Bill Jackson
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