Dear Editor, This goes out to the bastard who threw a beer can, hitting the drummer of Electric Eel Shock, during their set at the Gallery Lombardi on March 17. One of my goals, along with finishing that degree, is to hunt you down, line you up, and lob three-quarters-full cans of beer at your barren cromagnon head for an afternoon. Your fancy beer toss was caught on tape and has been studied like Zapruder in a truck stop meth lab. See you soon prick.
Greg Johnson
P.S. p.s. Lombardi, thanks for the hospitality and free beer.