Texans Are the Smartest People

RECEIVED Wed., March 24, 2004

Dear Editor,
   I am so proud to have such a smart and considerate man in charge of this country. He does so much to help us. Just look at the oil he is now stockpiling in the federal oil reserves. Clinton would dump the oil on the market when prices went up and buy for the reserves when oil prices were low. What a dummy. No wonder Texas didn't carry Clinton. The oil producers need the subsidy to take to Africa and find more oil for us. Bush is keeping us from running out of oil. Harkin would have stayed solvent had we had someone who knew how to keep the oil prices propped up. I could go on about our commander in chief's great policies, but I don't have to. We Texans are the smartest people of all 50 states. We already know what our fellow transplanted Texan brings to the table.
Eddie Love
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