Bob, You baby. You're a joke. You're pathetic. Who cares if you are the next Jaco Pastorius – which I'm sure you're not. News flash! Larry is a crappy, hippy jam band. Never heard of the Goliath Organization – probably not many have ["Postmarks," Dec. 19]. Let your actions speak for themselves. Yoggie is a known personality. You are not. Yeah yeah yeah. I'm sure you can play the bass reallllllllllllll good, but so can my junior high orchestra instructor. Instead of trying to persuade publications to toot your little horn, you should try to grow a soul, which you lack, reflected by your obvious petty attempts at self-promotion. Oh yes, your precious symphony. You and every ACC music-theory student has to write one. I guess the only difference is that you're going to have one of your friends there with a digital camcorder. Only a self-righteous chump would proclaim himself the "best" player in town. Maybe you can throw a "Battle of the Bass Players" so you can show every little bass player in town how superior you are. I will be there laughing while Yoggie stomps your ass. Shut up and go listen to a Mingus record.