Looney for Clooney

What can you have but "short comings" when you're standing naked in front of George?

He inspires this sort of behavior.
He inspires this sort of behavior.

Don't judge. So the guy stripped down to tie and manties to declare his adoration for his beloved. Who can blame him? I know some dykes who would go to even further lengths of humiliation than this for this particular beloved. His beloved is adorable, he's desirable, he's George Clooney for goatssake.

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