'Chronicle' Mock NFL Draft
I keep Patrick Rosal’s collection of frenzied-cool poetry Uprock Headspin Scramble and Dive on the water tank of my toilet, along with A Brief History of Time, an episode of The Paris Review, a few well-worn issues of Austin Monthly, Stuff Magazine, and some decomposing installments of The Sporting News. When scrutinizing the 2008 draft, often between morning bran flakes and lunchtime burrito, it was Rosal’s method, his passion and candor that became insightful for this spring’s college selection process. As opposed to the dead and retired poets of the past, Rosal’s work is honest, dealing with the grandeur and futility of relationships, and it is what I like calling “now.”
I’ve been writing on football, the draft specifically, for 14 years, usually predicting the first round with skill and the accuracy of Robin Hood. This isn’t arrogance, just fact, often to sad degrees (I predicted Ryan Leaf’s story before it happened). But this year I feel like a sparrow headed toward a glass window. I have no educated guess as to who the first pick will be, let alone where all the other “now” athletes will land. I’ve looked at game film, talked to players, wrote to journalists, and even enlisted my college students in an attempt to unravel this year’s simulated draft prediction.
Mock drafts are an exercise in complete futility, but like poems and relationships, mock drafts are a blast to have. I’m honest with you here, but I take little responsibility for this year’s predictions, and make no claims of reason. These are gut reactions with an emphasis on the psychology and character of each franchise. One kid might go with the second pick, or fall ten slots to eleven. I’m expecting a slam of a draft, and won’t be surprised if I get each of these picks wrong. Let’s dive in.