Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
A Hindu Heinrich Himmler, a hard of hearing Hoover, and heavenly hemispheres
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows is a weekly humor/trivia column by R.U. Steinberg that has appeared weekly in The Austin Chronicle since September 1988.
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Mr. Smarty Pants, March 26, 2004
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Mr. Smarty Pants, March 19, 2004
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Jermaine Jackson's son's name is Jermajesty.
Mr. Smarty Pants, March 12, 2004
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Stuck on the toilet in a Tupperware coffin, you dummy
Mr. Smarty Pants, March 5, 2004
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Falling foreigners, familiar felines, and forgotten figures
Mr. Smarty Pants, Feb. 27, 2004
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Mr. Smarty Pants, Feb. 20, 2004
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Sam snowballed, suing Superman, and sexual sinema
Mr. Smarty Pants, Feb. 13, 2004
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A mouthy macaw, Mazda's motto, and money matters
Mr. Smarty Pants, Feb. 6, 2004
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The Alamo address, an angry Anglo, and anal a-bombs
Mr. Smarty Pants, Jan. 30, 2004
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The Cooper caper, conscious corpses, and the calibur of Caladfwlch
Mr. Smarty Pants, Jan. 23, 2004
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In the first century, Pliny the Elder claimed that mustard would improve lazy housewives.
Mr. Smarty Pants, Jan. 16, 2004
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Pricey prisons, precious pearly whites, and promoterless pugilists.
Mr. Smarty Pants, Jan. 9, 2004
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'For the love of God, beam me up Scotty!'
Mr. Smarty Pants, Jan. 2, 2004
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Christmas, Kwanzaa, Chanukah, and barely domestic fruitcakes
Mr. Smarty Pants, Dec. 26, 2003
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Broccoli is to cats as feet are not to Toto.
Mr. Smarty Pants, Dec. 19, 2003
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Einstein, beer, and those prickly French
Mr. Smarty Pants, Dec. 12, 2003
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Mr. Smarty Pants, Dec. 5, 2003
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Mr. Smarty Pants, Nov. 28, 2003
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Mr. Smarty Pants, Nov. 14, 2003
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Mr. Smarty Pants, Nov. 7, 2003
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Mr. Smarty Pants, Oct. 31, 2003
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Mr. Smarty Pants, Oct. 24, 2003
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Mr. Smarty Pants, Oct. 17, 2003
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Mr. Smarty Pants, Oct. 10, 2003
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Mr. Smarty Pants, Oct. 3, 2003
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Mr. Smarty Pants, Sept. 19, 2003
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Mr. Smarty Pants, Sept. 12, 2003
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Mr. Smarty Pants, Sept. 5, 2003
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Mr. Smarty Pants, Aug. 29, 2003
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