Armadillo Christmas Bazaar
If you're unable to spend Christmas in Vegas, try not to be pissy about it. Neither did Jesus, and he...
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Column, Dec. 18, 2007
Misprint Magazine's Office Christmas Party
If you were planning on wearing a lampshade as your drunken coup de grace for the annual office holiday party,...
Column, Dec. 11, 2007
'Checking It Twice'
Fasten that sprig of Mistletoe to your belt buckle, the season is upon us. For the next few weeks your...
Column, Dec. 3, 2007
Man Fest
What does it take to be a man? Scrotum? Check. Nads? Yuppers. Johnson? Well, it is sort of iconic. Facial...
Column, Nov. 27, 2007
Wayne Hancock's Annual 'Dance Yer Stuffing Off' Turkey Trot
The Thanksgiving turkey is a perfect metaphor for the way you inevitably feel after indulging in America’s No. 1 feast:...
Column, Nov. 19, 2007
Wash Hamilton Tribute and Benefit Concert
Sometimes it’s so hard not to sweat the little stuff. No matter how many times your grizzled old geezer relatives...
Column, Nov. 13, 2007
Bob Dylan Hoot Night
A Bob Dylan hoot night is a genius idea. Damn near anyone can do Dylan better than Dylan: Bobcat Goldthwait...
Column, Nov. 6, 2007
Master Pancake Theatre
Admit it. Sixth Street is one of the reasons you came to Austin. Sure, you can blow a bunch of...
Column, Oct. 30, 2007
Extravagasm VI 'Return to Eden'
As much as we hate to admit it, there is a certain truth in the phrase, “Turn ’em over and...
Column, Oct. 22, 2007
Austin Haunted Forest
Haunted Houses are like assholes. Everybody has one and most of them are pretty scary. If you’ve ever been in...
Column, Oct. 16, 2007
Texas Burlesque Festival
If you really want to look at naked people, they’re all over the place. No more so than on the...
Column, Oct. 8, 2007
TFN's 12th Anniversary Celebration
Texas is a really big state, especially in the minds of its citizens, whose heads, for the most part, are...
Column, Oct. 2, 2007
WFTDA Championship
If you're into helmet sports, this weekend is shaping up to be a humdinger. Not only are the wacky Longhorns...
Column, Sept. 22, 2007
Ink Fest Tattoo & Piercing Convention
After three full days of slogging through the dirt, sweat, noise, and smell of Austin City Limits, you’re probably experiencing...
Column, Sept. 18, 2007
Austin City Limits Music Festival
Bill Clinton is doing a booksigning at 11am on Friday at BookPeople. Coincidence? Maybe, but it’s safe to say that...
Column, Sept. 11, 2007
Beer 101
Why beer? Seriously. There are plenty of different ways to get D to the rerunk that don’t involve farting, peeing...
Column, Sept. 4, 2007
Rock and Roll Karaoke with Nathan Black
This week, Sunday night is Saturday night, so you’ll need to shift your normal Monday hangover to Tuesday. Don’t try...
Column, Aug. 28, 2007
Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival
You’re probably thinking, “Why even go to the Hot Sauce Festival if I can’t bring my dog or my cooler?...
Column, Aug. 21, 2007
Austin Ice Cream Festival
Somewhere back in the hairy-assed Stone Age one of our thirsty, unibrowed ancestors had the audacity to get his milk...
Column, Aug. 13, 2007
2007 National Poetry Slam Individual Finals
So how did slam poetry begin and where do we have to travel back in time to kill the evil...
Column, Aug. 6, 2007
Flaming Lips Hoot Night
If you don’t own a Hummer, get one. You deserve it. Plus, it’s really one of the few joys left...
Column, July 30, 2007
Music Under the Star
There are so many things to bitch about in Austin, but in the ought seven, the weather isn’t one of...
Column, July 24, 2007
Concert to Save Town Lake
Really, the question is, who wouldn’t want to live in $500,000 condo in a 44-story high rise on the breathtaking...
Column, July 17, 2007
Roky Erickson's 60th Birthday Party
People are like puppies: Eventually they stop being young and cute and get old and cranky. At some point you...
Column, July 10, 2007
Freestyle Jump Contest for Barton Springs
Barton Springs is without a doubt one of Austin’s most beloved and memorable landmarks; Beloved because for centuries it has...
Column, July 2, 2007
Karaoke Apocalypse
Singers get all the strange. It’s the truth. Look it up. Wikipedia that shit. Yes, there are some exceptions: Eddie...
Column, June 26, 2007
FanFare Friday
Skip work Friday. You deserve it. Really. And besides, what if a giant asteroid slams into the Earth during rush...
Column, June 18, 2007
Keep Austin Weird Festival
Remember how jacked you were when you could finally buy authentic Seattle grungewear in the Dillards casuals section? You ran...
Column, June 12, 2007
The Miracle Bash
It’s probably safe to say that since you’re trolling these pages you’ve given up on the idea of becoming a...
Column, June 4, 2007
Republic of Texas Rally
There are so many ways to kill yourself: Warm bath, razor blade; big baggie of barbiturates; exhaust rerouted through the...
