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Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Schoolhood chum Robert Bateman says that the late Scott Weiland always played a Chaotic-Neutral Elven Thief in Dungeons & Dragons.

Transgender actress Holly Woodlawn, immortalized by Lou Reed in "Walk on the Wild Side," came from Miami, and got her start as a teen prostitute in NYC under the supervision of a guy named Porky.

Space.com explains that when you are born under a particular sign, that constellation is not visible at night. Instead, the sun is passing through it at that time of year, making it a daytime constellation that can't be seen.

A recent study by Johns Hopkins University reveals since 1981, the number of bike-owning households in the world has decreased by half.

A top that later evolved into the dreidel was brought from Ireland (or perhaps England) to Germany in the late Roman period. Men gambled with a top known as a "teetotum" in bars and inns: The letters on it corresponded to the first letters of the Latin words for "nothing," "half," "everything," and "put in."

The above is information that Mr. Smarty Pants read in a book, magazine, or newspaper; heard on the radio; saw on television; or overheard at a party. Got facts? Write to Mr. Smarty Pants. Why not visit mrsmartypants.com?

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