Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

The oldest cement, the coldest McDonald's, and more exciting facts of life

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Cement was invented in ancient Rome.

The coldest McDonald's is in the Arctic Circle in Piteå, Sweden. Customers can go to the drive-through on snowmobiles.

Researchers have discovered that jaguars in Brazil are attracted to the scent of Calvin Klein Obsession. Lynxes in Germany's Bavarian Forest National Park don't care for it, however.

Researchers believe Christopher Columbus and crew discovered syphilis and brought it back to the Old World with them. The first recorded epidemic of venereal syphilis occurred in Europe in 1495.

B.B. King used to drive a Datsun station wagon.

The above is information that Mr. Smarty Pants read in a book, magazine, or newspaper; heard on the radio; saw on television; or overheard at a party. Got facts? Write to Mr. Smarty Pants. Why not visit mrsmartypants.com?

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