Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Cricket fights, cousins, and birds
By Mr. Smarty Pants, Fri., Sept. 3, 2004
According to Millisecond Publishing, creators of Family Forest genealogy software, George W. Bush and John Kerry are ninth cousins, twice removed. Kerry is a ninth cousin, once removed of Hugh Hefner and Marilyn Monroe, while Bush is a ninth cousin, twice removed of the two celebrities.
Word has it that the city of Notrees, Texas, 21 miles northwest of Odessa, actually had one native tree before construction of a large Shell gas plant forced its removal.
The admiral who assembled the fleet from which Japanese planes bombarded American ships at Pearl Harbor was educated at Harvard.
www.nice-tits.org is run by a British ornithological society.
The above is information that Mr. Smarty Pants read in a book, magazine, or newspaper; heard on the radio; saw on television; or overheard at a party. Got facts? Write to Mr. Smarty Pants. Why not visit mrsmartypants.com?
