Mr. Smarty Pants

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
The Duke of Edinburgh is worshiped as a god on the island of Tanna, in Vanuatu in the southwest Pacific.

A woman in South Africa is four times as likely to be raped as a woman in the United States.

Between June 10 and Sept. 22, 1692, 20 men and women and two dogs in Salem, Mass. were found guilty and sentenced to death for witchcraft. In 1711, the General Assembly of Massachusetts pardoned all but six of those executed, but neither of the dogs.

Bands in Volgograd, Russia, sometimes have trouble making ends meet and may play just for "karasi" or "fish."

"Sasheen Littlefeather," who accepted Marlon Brando's Best Actor award in 1973, wasn't a Native American as she represented herself. Her real name was Maria Cruz, and in 1970 she won the Miss American Vampire contest.

The above is information that Mr. Smarty Pants read in a book, magazine, or newspaper; heard on the radio; saw on television; or overheard at a party. Got facts? Write to Mr. Smarty Pants. Why not visit mrsmartypants.com?

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