Mr. Smarty Pants
Signposts on the Road to Know-where
By Mr. Smarty Pants, Fri., Sept. 21, 2001

Rumor has is that Jake Perry of Austin -- owner of the late Grandpa Rex Allen, a cat that set a Guinness Book of World Records record for living to age 34 -- currently owns a cat that is 32 years old.
Some McDonald's restaurants in Europe sell beer.
Artist Robert Crumb turned down an offer to do a Rolling Stones album cover because he hated the band.
Babies born to mothers living near landfills are more likely to suffer minor birth defects, according to a study published in the British Medical Journal.