The Luv Doc

It doesn’t exist – nor should it

Ignorance is no excuse for inflexibility

Teenagers are mean in a way that can be scarring to even adults

If you were honey, you would likely be a dark amber

Advice for the Fourth of July 2025

Nitpickers. They’re worse than nose-pickers.

An exceptionally hard message to convey

A pretty bum deal if you ask me

Share it fairly but don’t take a slice of my pie

The yellow flag goes to the Lone Star State’s largest Roomba

Two-hour workweeks and super-slutty robot sex slaves