The Luv Doc

When you need a wet vac, you usually need one lickety-split

Like bringing egg salad to a family reunion at the lake in August

Who do you want? Mr. Wrong or Mr. Reliable?

What next? People with “Baby on Board” stickers?

It’s the singular artistic achievement of the Eighties band Escape

Flying a nondescript gray flag and trolling through shallow waters

Wear something extra sexy … with a plunging neckline

Maybe “Remember Fellatio!” will become the new Texas battle cry

Middle-aged white guys have it tough all over, not just in Texas

Never be the designated driver

His heart was the size of a peppercorn