The Luv Doc

A dinner party disaster waiting to happen

If this was happening to someone you really care about…

You get to have emotions, sure, but that doesn’t unilaterally excuse you from reading the room

Pickleball matches aren’t won on the sidelines

Honestly, a class action suit is probably in order

Call me bitchy if you want. Just do it from a distance.

Mostly unfettered by the haze of inebriation

Make a pot of coffee. You’re going to need to focus.

A place previously known only for its stray dogs and meth labs

You can’t expect starving people in buckle shoes to make smart choices

You know … like masturbation … only messier

That is a crime against humanity, so stop it