Best Band Swag
The Cornell Hurd Band
It's not just that we split our sides laughing at Cornell's song titles and between-song patter. Neither is it the massive all-star South Austin lineup he features onstage or the dare-you-not-to-dance left-wing swing tunes. When the tip jar came around, a bonus was offered: Whoopie Cushions that featured pictures of Presidents? Wives on the Guy Juke-illustrated package. We got Mamie Eisenhower, a friend took Pat Nixon. Thrilling!