Best Billboard Poet

Jacob Shulze

That's Billboard as in greatest hits, and no matter how many times Jacob Schulze talks about the marriage of Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley, his ex-girlfriend taking a nail file to his tires, or bleeding on newscaster Neal Spelce's lettuce while fixing his sandwich at Thundercloud, it's impossible to grow tired of him. Schulze's manic energy and rapid-fire delivery make him a treat to watch, and with Salvage Vanguard Theater, he's shown as much aplomb on the theatre stage as he has on the poetry stage.