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Stuck on the toilet in a Tupperware coffin, you dummy
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Falling foreigners, familiar felines, and forgotten figures
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Sam snowballed, suing Superman, and sexual sinema
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A mouthy macaw, Mazda's motto, and money matters
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The Alamo address, an angry Anglo, and anal a-bombs
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The Cooper caper, conscious corpses, and the calibur of Caladfwlch
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In the first century, Pliny the Elder claimed that mustard would improve lazy housewives.
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Pricey prisons, precious pearly whites, and promoterless pugilists.
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'For the love of God, beam me up Scotty!'
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Christmas, Kwanzaa, Chanukah, and barely domestic fruitcakes
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Broccoli is to cats as feet are not to Toto.
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Einstein, beer, and those prickly French
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