

Cover Story
The Slow Dying of Johnston High
State accountability standards may close a school on the edge of survival
Get Down to Your Civvies!
Who’s camp is campier? With whom would you most likely camp? Who will make you the happiest camper?
In the Mouth of Mascis
An interview with the original man of mumblecore.
Unsolicited Opinions
The world’s most confusing
The ‘M’ Word
Don’t mention blood atonement! Parsing the Romney religion speech.
Austin’s Own Top Femme!
Local Lisa makes good. Good femme cake.
Some New Lights
Art Basel Miami, the city’s annual art clusterf*ck, is about to explode a can of art and design lovin’ whoop-ass onto the generally depressed real-estate market and populace of Dade County, Florida. Down in the dumps because you can’t sell your condo for a couple mil? It’s ok go to Swarovski’s booth and purchase…
And Where Would Jesus Shop?
Film showing will benefit Responsible Growth for Northcross
Road Trip?
The NCAA Women’s Final Four is this weekend, at Aggie Soccer Stadium in College Station. The semifinals are Friday, Dec. 7: Florida St.-Notre Dame at 4pm; UCLA-USC at 6:30pm. The championship final is Sunday, 1pm. See www.AggieAthletics.com for ticket info. In case you can’t make it to Aggieland, all three games will be shown live…
Signed Sealed Delivered
To define Stevie Wonder solely in musical terms undervalues his full contribution to humanity. The pure, unfettered joy and message of love the 57-year-old musician has spread worldwide since his youth at Motown Records for whom he still records takes on Martin Luther King-like proportions in their unification of a species. Stevie Wonders…
On the Download
Downloads, some local.
Pissed Jeans: That Warm Feeling Below
A conversation with Pissed Jeans’ Matt Korvette.
Comer, Creationists and Dover Schools
Why the author of the book for which TEA’s science expert says she got fired gets creationists so upset.
Finding Myself in the Shoe Closet
A few years ago I added up the time and money I typically spent per year on personal appearance. Realizing the absurd drain it all was on my resources, especially the time spent in chasing down favorite aestheticians wherever they happened to be pitching their tents, I became home-groomed. No more Fritos on my fingers,…
Two Wild & Crazy Wingmen: A Follow-Up, Of Sorts
When the newsie is the news.
Dobson Demands Apology From Allandale Lawyer
Attorney for city says adversary insulted city staff and judge.
Rock ‘n’ Roll Books Redux
The stack of rock & roll books on my desk was barely mined in this weeks review section. Laurel Canyon: The Inside Story of Rock & Rolls Legendary Neighborhood by Michael Walker (Farrar Strauss Giroux, $14, 226 pages) accompanied my reading of Morgana Welchs Hollywood Diaries. In this book, Welch is grown up and her…
Will Wynn is My Wingman
Love is in the air … (Nullus)
Edwards First But Still Third
Former N. Carolina senator first candidate to officially file for president in Texas.
A Challenger to Dukes?
Some local Dems want to punish her for supporting Craddick
We Don’t Need No Stinking Schedule!
Alamo Downtown hopes to redefine movie listings.
She’s Back!
A Citizens Communications eccentric returns.
The Religion Vision Thing
Romney evokes Kennedy to get round religious criticism, but will he hear “I knew a Boston Catholic, sir”?
How an Interim Charge Becomes a Law
House committees as in the dark about Craddick’s interim charges as anyone else.
Texecutioners Show Some Mercy
In a tough but good-natured final home bout of 2007, the Texecutioners dominate Albuequerque’s Munecas Muertas.
Who Watches The Watchmen (at 8pm Eastern, 7 Central)?
MSNBC corrects misreporting of Murtha statement, then repeats misreporting.
Project Rungay
Shut yo mouf! I’m talkin’ ’bout Project RunGay! Can u dig it? Right on.
Will Strama Sideline Tom’s Tort Thoughts?
Rep. Strama responds to the speaker’s interim committee charges.
Thursday Night Football
Wow, everybody really freaked out about their beloved Cowboys not being shown on Time Warner last night. And honestly, I was a little miffed as well. Not because I’m a Cowboys fan, because I’m not, but because I’m a fan of the NFL and 1) I don’t like being inconvenienced (you heard me, I’m spoiled…
What We’ll Be Talking About In ’09
Transport, the National Guard and local regulations fill out the last of Craddick’s interim charges.
Dreamsville
16 Magazine and the birth of music journalism
Rock & Roll Books
The Beatles’ music and the times that spurred it
Page Two: Creative Mass
The people who forged Austin’s identity also helped fuel its growth
Conspirare Children’s Choir: Birdsong for the holidays
Musical Director Nina Revering explains how a trip to the Holocaust Memorial Museum helped connect birdsong with this festive time of year
The Hightower Report
SweatFree Communities; and Big-Spending George
Rock & Roll Books
Nineties hip-hop through the lens of the NYPD’s Derrick Parker
Every Last Word
Vincent Gallo: The Complete Transcript
Aaja Nachle
A dancer in New York returns home to India to see the teacher who taught her to dance and, ultimately, fight to save the school he built.
Ballet East Dance Company: Reclaiming the modern in a pomo world
Rodolfo Mendez wants us to remember that before there was postmodern, modern dance ruled
Rock & Roll Books
Roky Erickson, the early years
Rock & Roll Books
Groupies part one: Morgana Welch; groupies part two: Catherine James; groupies part three: Pamela Des Barres
Beside The Point
The lonely path of board and commission reform
Romance & Cigarettes
John Turturro directs this oddball musical in which the stars (the eclectic cast of James Gandolfini, Susan Sarandon, Kate Winslet, Steve Buscemi, Mary-Louise Parker, Christopher Walken, Aida Turturro, and Mandy Moore) lip-sync and dance to popular songs.
The Neovagina Monologues: Tales of transformation
UT RTF professor Sandy Stone takes the stage to tell stories from the lives of transgendered individuals
Rock & Roll Books
Unraveling the paradoxical elements of Gram Parsons’ genius
When There’s Nothing Left to Burn …
Cinematexas throws itself a Viking Funeral
Point Austin: Citizens Needed
The city is considering charter revision, but the citizens are still yawning
Holly
Ron Livingston plays a lost soul in Cambodia who rescues a 12-year-old Vietnamese girl, who has been sold as a prostitute by her parents.
Bouldin Creek Studio Tour: Seven to the south
Seven studios in this South Austin neighborhood open for your inspection – and holiday shopping
Rock & Roll Books
An updated version of Cohen’s ‘tolerated’ biography
Film News
Local production heats up, and a UT professor makes it to the Oscar doc short list
Reefer Madness
North Dakota hemp farmers go to court to defend right to tell DEA to butt out of plans to grow nonnarcotic hemp plant
Maakies’ Daddy in the House
Austin Books & Comics hosts Tony Millionaire
Rock & Roll Books
The days the music died, the Police in their Speedos, and a pictorial companion to the new documentary Runnin’ Down a Dream: Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
TV Eye
Thoughts on Thanksgiving dinner and four different Nutcrackers for the month of December
Female Trouble
With mounting debt and rising rent, BookWoman faces closure, again
Rock & Roll Books
Case studies on the relationship between the brain and music
Arts Review
Adultery may be a serious matter, but the Austin Playhouse gang succeeds in playing it for farcical fun
What Worked at Webb
Last fall, as the 2006-07 school year began, it was hard to find anyone who believed that the “low-performing” Webb Middle School was going to pull itself back from the brink of failure. Like Johnston High, Webb had tried many instructional strategies against similar challenges with its students and its community, with some improvement, but…
The Common Law
Residential home business – Is it allowed?
Rock & Roll Books
Boiling Motley Crue’s ‘Dirt’ down to a year (1987) in the debauched life of Nikki Sixx
Arts Review
While director Karen Sneed’s vision for this Moliere comedy is clear, it’s not always consistently presented
AISD Scrambles for Another Bond Election
Volunteer Citizens’ 2008 Bond Advisory Committee considering proposed projects, mostly driven by essential repairs, swelling student numbers, and changing curriculum requirements
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Human urine as the electrolyte solution, chocolate truffles for $250 per 1.9 ounces, and more
Rock & Roll Books
An all too brief recounting of jazz’s first immortal saxophonist
Arts Review
A parade of spooky black-and-white fever dreams in which we’re less alive than the soulless being from folklore
McMurrey Challenges Noriega From the Left
Corpus Christi teacher says he wants to be the Texan Paul Wellstone and “to re-establish the integrity of what I teach and what American democracy is about and who American democracy should serve”
After a Fashion
Stephen muses on the 21st Most Intriguing Heiress … and camel toe
Rock & Roll Books
Exploring the musical ties that bind
A Second Shot at ‘Shootin’ Match’
On the eve of the pending DVD release and Friday night’s premiere of the restored and remastered The Whole Shootin’ Match, Sonny Carl Davis and Lou Perryman reminisce about the late Eagle Pennell and the films they made together
Naked City
Quote of the Week “I am proud that Texas has taken bold, visionary steps toward our looming infrastructure problems. There is no silver bullet to infrastructure needs, but we’ve taken the issue off the back burner and made it a priority. Communities now have the power and tools to address infrastructure needs as never before.…
Event Menu
Dec. 1-9
Rock & Roll Books
Before there was the Buena Vista Social Club, there was the girls in the band
Two Guys Walk Into a Bar
Lou Perryman and Sonny Carl Davis drink, dish
@ Chronic
John Zogby is polling for Ron Paul supporter and conspiracy-theorist entrepreneur Alex Jones. Yikes!
Food-o-File
Look to local businesses for help with your holiday feastivities
Rock & Roll Books
Oral histories of prominent women in Texas music
Man of a Thousand Faces
Maverick filmmaker Vincent Gallo takes a time-out and turns his attention to music
Austin Loves Paul
Out of 1,000-plus national Ron Paul Meetups, Austin’s is the largest
Big Top Candy Shop
Tis the season for sugar overload
Rock & Roll Books
Yet another biography of the Man in Black
Off the Record
Jon Dee Graham goes under the lens for a new documentary, Joel Laviolette culls spirits with Rattletree Marimba, and the new Austin Music Hall finally opens (sort of)
More Trouble on Second Street
Some 2nd Street District retail tenants are leaving
Whiskey Heaven
Opal Divine’s whiskey fest includes all the Scottish trappings
Rock & Roll Books
Ronnie Wood leaves a few stones unturned in his autobiography
Soccer Watch
Longhorns season fizzles out, and more
Happenings
Nov. 30-Dec. 5
Restaurant Review
Russell and Laura Arnold take the “handmade” moniker seriously
Rock & Roll Books
Pattie Boyd, caught between to mega rock stars
Day Trips
The Texas Musicians Museum in Hillsboro runs the gamut of Texas music history from Gene Autry to ZZ Top
Hate Crimes in Texas: A Breakdown
According to the FBI, Austin came in fourth among Texas cities in number of hate crimes reported in 2006
Restaurant Review
We break the eat-but-don’t-tell rule with this small and delicious eatery
Rock & Roll Books
Slowhand’s rock & roll hangover
Playing Through
Not only has Marion Jones been forced to return her five Olympic medals, she’s kind of a jerk, too
Jeffs Sentenced for Being Rape Accomplice
Polygamist prophet gets two consecutive terms of five years to life
Luv Doc Recommends: Man Fest
What does it take to be a man? Scrotum? Check. Nads? Yuppers. Johnson? Well, it is sort of iconic. Facial hair? Yeah, a scruffy stubble will man you up a bit, but facial hair on some dudes just makes them look like Frida Kahlo … or worse yet, John Waters. Take away the basic sports…






