Well, what a surprise to click open the MySpace this evening and find one of our own Austin lasses, Lisa G., as this week’s Femme Tart of the Week on Top Femme!
According to the freshly popped tart, “So I’m checking my blueberry [sic] at work and Fukn Bulldyke would like to be added as one of my friends. I knew something had shifted my paradigm.” Apparently, Lisa’s MySpace page was private, and Mr. FB wanted to take a peek. Hmmm. Mysterious.
“Then I see a message from Top Femme saying, “You’re the Femme Tart of the Week! So, I go to the site, and I see myself plastered: top, bottom, and blogged, and commented on in double digits!
“And oh, oh, I blush,” she giggles.
The Top Femme webpage is fairly new to the MySpaceiverse. It’s an offshoot of Top Butch.
“Top Butch has been profiling Butch Cakes of the Week forever, and I think butch girls are hot,” says La Lisa, obviously a fan.
As the lore goes, it was suggested to the folks behind Top Butch that they create a complementary Top Femme page. Thusly, Femme Tart was begotten.
“I’m femme, and I’m tarty,” says Lisa, “So I sent them an email saying I’d like to be a Femme Tart. They sent me their application (three questions) and told me to wait. Basically, you send off your Publishers Clearing House and await your Ed McMahon.”
Apparently, these days, Ed goes by the name “Fukn Bulldyke.”
Lisa informed us that the Gay Place was the first friend she told of her exciting news. Awwwwww.
This article appears in November 30 • 2007.