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The Luv Doc: Friends With Benefits

Dear Luv Doc, My friends say I am cold because I only call my FWB to have sex. Do you ever call FWBs for anything else? – Bitchy FWB Dear Bitchy, Are you one of those people who likes to separate all the foods on your plate? Peas in one pile, carrots in the other?…

Slow West

A whimsical and wistful fable follows a young romantic and a hard-nosed realist out West

Texas Platters

Titular nod to the Minutemen, this exemplary local compilation bottles a moment in musical time. Eleven Austin acts explore the bleeding edge of avant-punk, electronic, and noise against a backdrop of top-heavy economic prosperity threatening to banish the vaunted “weirdness” that helped summon homegrown vibrancy in the first place. Ghetto Ghouls’ “Plants” sets the tone…

Tape Deck

ATX fretboard phenom Jamey Simms spikes Detroit-style rock & roll with soulful speed on his new cassette. Check Side A sweet spot “Convolution,” Chuck Berry high on the MC5, and tempo-shifting epic “Oh Yeah,” showcasing Amplified Heat drummer Chris Ortiz’s preternatural skill. Simms’ reverb-stained yelps slice through the gain on the New York Dolls-like strutter…

Tape Deck

Inside this plain white cassette with a stick-on label spools a garage rock band writing songs no one else would think to. “Nightmower” justifies yard maintenance after dark, and “Great Interplanetary Romance” conceptualizes Graham Goodman and Carol Ann Willhite concocting a familial relationship between celestial bodies to UFO synth buzzes. The singing’s graceless and music…

Tape Deck

Atop a dramatic cadence of dark synth and minimalist beats, Marie Davidson’s enchanting French-Canadian accent betrays her chilling, spoken-word poetry: “When we got back to the room I knew he’d wait for us – the crazy man at the bar, whispering, ‘We … are … all … burning.'” For Montreal’s experimental electro chanteuse, working locally…

Tape Deck

The strangest tape in any collection, absurdist troupe Night Viking’s latest offers 42 jumbled tracks of warped sample collages, incoherent freak folk, and out-of-key jams on unpracticed instruments. Highlights from the Alabama side include shambolic fife-n-drum dirge “No Such Thing as Outer Space” and Zappa-gone-wrong clip “Celestial Flesh.” Burrito Arena’s epic mishmash of anti-songs is…

An HIV and Treatment Acronymicon

APAP: Austin PrEP Access Project AZT: Azidothymidine (or zidovudine), a medication used to delay or prevent development of AIDS in patients infected with HIV; used in antiretroviral therapy (ART) CDC: Federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, based in Atlanta FDA: U.S. Food and Drug Administration, issues approvals of human drug therapies HAART: Highly Active…

Local HIV/AIDS Resources

AIDS SERVICES OF AUSTIN Testing, case management, dental services, Helping Hands Food Bank and Nutrition Services, judgment-free access to tools for safer sex and drug use, healthy relationships and daily skills counseling. 7215-A Cameron. 512/458-TEST (for testing); 512/458-AIDS (for service info). www.asaustin.org. AUSTIN DIAGNOSTICS CLINIC Nutritional counseling. 12221 MoPac Expressway N. 512/901-1111. www.adclinic.com. AUSTIN REGIONAL…

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

During the Cenozoic Era, ground sloths, mammoths, and gomphotheres ate avocados whole, pits and all. There’s a good chance you’ve heard the song, “Gwine to Run All Night.” The song’s more popular name is “Camptown Races.” There is a life-sized bronze statue of actor Peter Falk as TV detective Columbo and his dog on Falk…

Texas Platters

Okra Candy arrives as Shinyribs’ third LP, but it’s the first since Austin root supergroup the Gourds went on hiatus in 2013. Their co-frontman Kevin Russell now focuses full time on Shinyribs, and that devotion here translates into energy, adventurousness. His madcap personality still brews potent lyrical wit driven by a lean Southern rollick. From…

Austin Chronicle Adult Spelling Bee

Shockingly, the possibility of rain once again threatened to derail the Austin Chronicle Adult Spelling Bee at Threadgill’s on Thursday, May 14, but the 13th annual event went on as planned. A few droplets appeared during setup, and the sound equipment was quickly covered with tarps, but the clouds were just teasin’. A lively crowd…

Civics 101

Thursday 5/21 #BlackWomenMatter An opportunity to stand with our sisters and confront attempts to erase the lived experience of black women. 7pm. Rosewood Park, 2300 Rosewood. www.fb.com/events/454189758078460. Friday 5/22 Child Passenger Safety Car Seat Check Have a certified child-passenger safety tech make sure your car seat is in working order. 9am. Gabriel Life Center, 1625…

Texas Platters

Stoner rock isn’t just a sludgy variation on heavy metal. House band at the Armadillo World Headquarters in the Seventies, Greezy Wheels thus crafts South Austin stoner rock. This Greezy edition continues to star originators Cleve and Sweet Mary Hattersley leading three members of the New Bohemians – bassist/saxophonist Brad Houser, drummer John Bush, and…

Soccer Watch

The Austin Aztex host Tulsa this Saturday, May 23, 8pm at House Park, 13th & Lamar, looking to rebound from a tough 3-2 loss last weekend at Arizona, in which they squandered a 2-0 lead in the first 15 minutes. With that, the Aztex’s home schedule in USL will be halfway done, though they’ve only…

Texas Platters

This rustic excursion from ex-Orange Mothers plays like a deeper meditation on their former band’s oblique handling of universal subject matter. Largely recorded in a Vermont farmhouse, the duo’s 12-song debut unfolds slowly and deliberately, concentrating on the finer grains of both joy and sorrow at a pace foreign to city life. Sparse, acoustic guitar-driven…

Texas Platters

Boho beatnik Abram Shook warrants a closer look. For his sophomore LP, the native Californian unplugged from technology to take daily walks among the parks of South Austin, his pup companion for company. The eight-year local then channeled that naturalistic influence on Landscape Dream. Remote, celestial guitar commences opener “Never Die,” which blooms from dreamlike…

Headlines

Stuffed agenda for City Council today (May 21) with the next step in challenging Travis County commercial property valuations, a proposal to raise the minimum wage for city workers, and the return of taxi franchises and Decker Lake golf. See “Council: Taxes Are Challenging.” Speaking of property taxes, the city released a consultant’s report this…

Texas Platters

Gifted a silver touch and legitimate swagger, the Happen-Ins build on their derivation of R&B-fueled rock & roll with Glamour Shots, the Austin quartet’s second long-player. “Same Mistakes” dusts off scarves and leather jeans in True Believers mode, all melodic riffs and glam energy, and “Gap” pumps up soulful balladry on a brash guitar attack.…

Quote of the Week

“Those of you graduating this afternoon with high honors, awards, and distinctions, I say, ‘Well done.’ And as I like to say to the C students, ‘You too can be president.'” – Former President George W. Bush, joking at the SMU commencement May 16


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