January 26 • 2007

Jan 26 - Feb 1, 2007 / Vol. 26 / No. 21

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St. Ed.’s Taylor Mullenax Named Heartland Conference Player of the Week

Sophomore basketball forward Taylor Mullenax won Conference Player of the Week honors this past week for his excellent play in helping the Hilltoppers to victories over UT-Permian Basin and Panhandle State (Okla.). Trailing by 7 vs. UT Permian-Basin with 30 seconds remaining, the Hilltoppers rallied with Mullenax scoring the game-winner at the buzzer. He had…

U.S. Women Win the Four Nations Cup and More

The U.S. Women won the Four Nations Cup on Tuesday in China, beating the hosts, 2-0, after draws against England and top-ranked Germany. The U.S., without many of its veterans, got good results from several youngsters who’ll need to play a part in the World Cup later this year (also in China). The U.S. Men…

Earl Campbell Signs ‘The Tyler Rose’ Friday at BookPeople

Former Longhorn, Heisman Trophy winner, and Houston Oiler battering ram Earl Campbell will appear in person this Friday, Feb. 2 from noon to 3pm to sign copies of his biography, The Tyler Rose: The Earl Campbell Story, written by Paddy Joe Miller. The location for this signing is the BookPeople inside the Austin-Bergstrom International Airport…

Wranglers Training Camp Opens Sunday

Off the heels of their most successful season ever, including their first playoff appearance, the Austin Wranglers of the venerable Arena Football League open training camp this Sunday, Feb. 4. Competition will be fierce for most positions, with the Wranglers inviting 37 players to camp. The roster will eventually be thinned down to 24. Returning…

Mascot Mania Continues on Mascot Night at the Bat Cave This Saturday

The Austin Toros’ Da Bull got things rolling with his controversial early celebration last week and received a two-game suspension plus 50 hours community service. This Saturday at the Bat Cave there should be far less controversy but at least triple the fun as the Ice Bats host Mascot Night featuring such events as a…

Jennifer Kim Press Conference at 2pm

The Place 3 City Council member will be in City Hall’s news conference room at 2pm to speak on “airport security issues.” We are so there. UPDATE: And we’re not. Conference canceled.

Battle Lines on Town Lake

SaveTownLake.org has retained heavy hitter law firm Brown McCarroll, to ensure that the City of Austin takes its concerns seriously. On Monday the advocacy group — recently formed to oppose waterfront development on protected land along the Town Lake Corridor — hand-delivered to City Manager Toby Futrell a letter prepared by attorney Nikelle Meade. The…

“Small Steps – Big Strides: The Black Experience in Hollywood” and Movies of Color Black South Cinema: A Portrait of Independent African-American Filmmaking

“Small Steps – Big Strides: The Black Experience in Hollywood” and Movies of Color Black South Cinema: A Portrait of Independent African-American Filmmaking NR, 218 min. Narrated by Louis Gossett Jr.. The first film (1998, 56 min.) is a TV documentary made by AMC, which combines archival footage, contemporary interviews, and clips from studio films…

Chestnut Reigns Supreme at the 2007 World French-Fry-Eating Championship

The 2007 World French-Fry-Eating Championship at Bikinis Bar & Grill started off smooth enough. As a Neil Diamond song drifted from the speakers into a healthy crowd, the competitors were announced, as were the many foods they have ingested competitively: beans, hot dogs, Krystal burgers, chicken wings, waffles, meatballs, grilled cheese, Spam, and, inexplicably, deep-fried…

‘Statesman’ Hopes You Die

Elsewhere in the Statesman this weekend, editorial guru Arnold Garcia wandered in off the links long enough to pen an op-ed attacking the lowest of the low – his readers – and praying for their death. Attaining levels of douchebaggery previously thought impossible, even by Garcia’s astronomical standards, he sniffs that Southern Methodist University’s competition…

Bats Pound Odessa 5-2 on the Road Friday Night

Three important facts about the Ice Bats 5-2 victory over the Jackalopes in Odessa tonight: 1) they converted two of their four power-play attempts; 2) defenseman Chris Ovington (recently sent down from the AHL’s Houston Aeros) scored two goals in the first three minutes of Friday’s second period; and 3) new goalie Tony Quesada (also…

Mess With Da Bull, You Get the Horns

It’s the oldest, truest, and most recognizable adage in all of professional sport, burned onto the brains of athletes throughout the world : “If your mascot is suspended for two games after coming onto the court during the run of play, and has been placed in a cage in the lobby as punishment, best to…

Colton Pitonyak on the Stand

Turn to Court TV, channel 57, right now, to see Pitonyak testify. UPDATE: I’m always one to give credit where credit is due, so here goes: Pitonyak is a great proponent of shopping locally. The last place he remembers eating at before the murder is Jazz on Sixth Street. And moreover, did he go to…

The Bridge

An emotional and aesthetic whirlpool of horror, fascination, beauty, and resignation gives Eric Steel’s Golden Gate Bridge suicide documentary an eerie power.

Texas Platters

Tammany Hall MachineAmateur Saw Two years in the making, Tammany Hall Machine’s second album reaffirms their penchant for full-bodied pop songs that evoke the delightful wooze of nostalgia. Though a large part of the Austin quartet’s ability to connect comes from their yeomanly homage to forbears like the Beatles, Raspberries, and Pulp, the Machine has…

The Hitcher

This remake of Robert Harmon’s original 1986 horror semiclassic serves as a primer in how not to generate suspense.

Texas Platters

The Dirty Hearts The Dirty Hearts are either good at being bad or bad at being good, but good luck divining a definitive answer from their naughty New Wave. The local quartet’s debut strikes such an alluring balance between contentment and catastrophe it’s almost impossible not to get swept along, and its breakneck pace renders…

Catch and Release

An archetypal date movie with a good heart, Catch and Release is the lightweight story of a widow (Jennifer Garner) who discovers that you never really know a person.

Texas Platters

Hit Space(Verb) (Bunkhaus) Like a sample dish served with the chef’s compliments at a fancy restaurant, Hit Space’s six-song debut EP is a fleeting bite that goes a long way toward cementing fealty for their languid, fuzz-tinged flavor. During the Nineties, vocalist/guitarist Carrie Clark and bassist Jeff Copas shared stage space in Sixteen Deluxe. Hit…

Smokin’ Aces

A person could have a reasonably good time with this confusing, Tarantinoid actioner starring Ben Affleck, Jason Bateman, Jeremy Piven, and Alicia Keys, but there’s not actually much tension in the movie.

Day Trips

A replica of Mission San Francisco de los Tejas is the centerpiece of the Mission Tejas State Park north of Crockett

Texas Platters

Matt the ElectricianOne Thing Right This homey collection of love songs, directed largely at Matt “the Electrican” Sever’s wife and kids and to the thrills of domesticity itself, will notch one up with the hearts of grownups who’ve become parents but still like to get it on. The track listing reads like a laundry list…

Texas Platters

Mandy MercierRun Out of Darkness (Wild Cantinas) Mandy Mercier imagines herself as a blues chanteuse on the order of Maria Muldaur or Lou Ann Barton, someone who can belt one out or purr through the night. Unfortunately, her voice, the main instrument throughout her third album, Run Out of Darkness, isn’t quite up to the…

Seraphim Falls

A morality play without the morality, Seraphim Falls demands its protagonists (Pierce Brosnan, Liam Neeson, Anjelica Huston) resign themselves to their loneliness and brutality.

My Bloody Valentine

My Bloody Valentine 1981, R, 91 min. Directed by George Mihalka, Starring Paul Kelman, Lori Hallier, Neil Affleck, Keith Knight. The survivor of a mining accident seeks bloody revenge on the anniversary of the disaster, on the day of the town’s annual Valentine’s Day dance.

Texas Platters

David Chenu QuintetTwo David Chenu makes a bold statement with the release of his second album, Two. Unlike all-too-many young musicians who are eager to show off their chops with fanciful displays of speed, dexterity, and bravado, this Austin saxophonist has opted, instead, for a deliberate and contemplative set of original ballads that effectively captures…

Venus

Peter O’Toole, in an Oscar-caliber and -nominated performance, pulls off the tricky May-December relationship at the heart of Venus with colossal panache and sublime craft.

TCB

Ted Nugent livens up Rick Perry’s inaugural ball, the literary side of the Texas Rollergirls, more parking needed on the Eastside, and a redheaded stranger comes to Coachella

No Real Alternative

In the name of “promoting childbirth,” the state finds yet another way to deny health care to thousands of Texas women

Crossing the Divide: The concerts

Concert Showcase IFriday, Jan. 26, 6:30pm St. Matthew’s Episcopal Church, 8134 Mesa Featuring 25-minute programs from the Texas Tech University Choir (Lubbock), Texas State Chorale (San Marcos), and Judson High School (San Antonio). Tickets: $10. Concert Showcase IISaturday, Jan. 27, 2pm St. Matthew’s Episcopal Church, 8134 Mesa Featuring 25-minute programs from the UT Concert Chorale…

Uniters, Not Dividers

Craig Hella Johnson has assembled a distinguished panel of presenters and composers for the festival. Here’s what makes them exceptional, in his words: Rob Kapilow, composer, founder of the Lincoln Center What Makes It Great? series: “Inspired musician, great composer. One of the most inspired teachers, just a sparkling teacher. He’s really carrying the next-generation…

Shandeez Grill

About four years ago, Mehdi and Farah Meschi were persuaded by friends and family to move to Austin, and they opened Shandeez Grill last year.

DVD Watch

Though it was mostly noted for its cult performers and scenester ambience, the film’s Criterion edition positions it firmly amid the commercial groundswell of independent cinema

Supremes Hear Texas Death Penalty Cases

Supreme Court grapples once again with whether Texas death penalty scheme – and the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals’ interpretation of its role in deciding death penalty cases – meets constitutional requirements

TV Eye

For once, Ellen Pompeo is spared Belinda Acosta’s wrath while she goes after … America Ferrera?

Arts Review

The novel dose of the now offered by the FronteraFest Short Fringe was on view Jan. 19, notably in “Bliss,” a verse drama of dangerous beauty, and David Hendler’s poems of Jewish identity

Inland Empire

Not reviewed at press time. David Lynch’s latest mindfuck pits Nikki Grace (Laura Dern) and Devon Berk (Justin Theroux) against the characters they’re playing in a cursed fictional film.

Arts Review

Austin Lyric Opera’s American premiere of Waiting for the Barbarians speaks powerfully to life in a time of terror and oppression, sounding a wake-up call to our humanity

Texas Platters

Ghostland ObservatoryHogg Auditorium, Jan. 19 Two minutes to midnight, Ghostland Observatory’s long-awaited, sold-out evening at the opera quickly turned into an all-out panic at the disco. Acting as both caped phantom and “Angel of Music,” Thomas Turner’s beats from behind the drum kit and drum machine made even the uppermost row in the balcony seem…

The Aura

A sure winner for arthouse audiences with crossover appeal, Fabián Bielinsky’s The Aura spins a purely enjoyable web of intrigue within a meditative, dreamlike setting.

Arts Review

When a painting can make you seasick – as the ones in Christopher Schade’s Islands series can – you have a work that’s worth a look and a look again

Texas Platters

Foot Foot, Clap! Clap!Independence Brewery, Jan. 20 It was, as Clap! Clap! singer Joshua Mills put it, like a deleted scene from Strange Brew. With the crowd quickly swelling for Saturday evening’s show at the Independence Brewery, Austin’s foundational axiom was proved once again: People will come out on a night straight out of a…


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