Neck and neck with John Cornyn for "Whitest Man in America" title

So the blogosphere says Joe Biden just ended the shortest presidential run in history with this quote from an interview released today: regarding Obama, Biden says “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.”

Joe Biden, 1942-2007.

UPDATE: Obama replies: “I didn’t take Senator Biden’s comments personally, but obviously they are historically inaccurate. After all, we’ve had presidential candidates like Jesse Jackson, Shirley Chisholm, Carol Mosely Braun and Al Sharpton. They gave a voice to many important issues through their campaigns and no one would call them inarticulate.”

UPDATE Deuce: Biden was slated to be the guest on tonight’s Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Should be an interesting episode, if JB hasn’t canceled…

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