Vegan Arm Wrestling Contestants

We here at the Score are lucky enough to have received a leaked copy of a partial list of the contestants competing in Friday night’s Vegan Arm Wrestling competition at the Parlor pizza joint (100-B E. North Loop, 454-8965). Here ya go: Doug “Unsweetened” Hart vs. Dugg “Googin the Choog” Nelson Naw Dude vs. Eating…

Reputation. Image. Perception.

When it comes to the world of sport, these three words are intertwined. An athlete’s reputation dictates an image. That image is based on how an athlete is perceived. This perception determines the reputation. When one is manipulated, all three go out the window. The business that is Major League Baseball shouldn’t be any different.…

Poking Holes in Perfection

Striving for perfection interferes with perfection. This is the life lesson I learned at Monday night’s free hand-embroidery class at Design Within Reach. As Rachel Hobson of AverageJaneCrafter showed us a tea towel she’d stitched, she explained that her grandmother was the kind of woman who’d look at your work and then flip it over…

Aztex Tryouts, MLS Comes to CenTex, and More

The Austin Aztex U23 team will hold tryouts in early March, for the season that starts May 3. Players interested in trying out should send résumés to: players@austinaztex.com. See the Aztex website for more. The Texas Pro Soccer Festival will bring the Houston Dynamo, D.C. United, Toronto FC, and Chivas USA to the San Antonio…

Toros All-Stars

The good news just keeps on coming for the Austin Toros. As of today, Feb. 6, coach Quin Snyder’s team is still in first place in the Southwest Division, three-and-a-half games ahead of the Tulsa 66ers. Their 18-10 record is also good for second place in the D-League, behind the 22-5 Idaho Stampede, who have…

Brodown Corner

This weekend offers more chances for high fives and male bonding than a damn Hold Steady concert. A mantage, if you will. Friday, the Parlor and ILoveMikeLitt, the local group that brought us last year’s veggie hot dog eating contest and veggie speed dating, present vegan arm wrestling. Now, we all know meat-eating has historically…

New Photos added!

New Photos added to “What you Missed” Album from the Sheboygan CD release party at Hole in the Wall Feb. 01, 2008! Sheboygan features, Corey “CG Lazer” Glaser, Chris “Rusty” Gebhart, Johnny “JV” Vogelsang and Gray “Possible” Parsons. Check them out now. All photos by Rebecca Sikes.

Sathyavan Savithri

Sathyavan Savithri 2007, NR. Directed by Ramesh Aravind, Starring Ramesh Aravind, Jennifer Kotwai, Daisy Bopanna. A bachelor dentist is afraid of commitment in this Indian film.

NOLA Gay, Too

For those with an appetite, the Clover Grill is the place for eye candy and good eatin’ in the French Quarter’s gay district.

‘A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius’

It should have been a sign. It should’ve been a bullet straight to the heart of the Boston faithful. In a championship game where the mightily favored New England Patriots were looking to go undefeated on the season, the first team to do so since 1972, the halftime gig was Tom Petty and the Heartbreaks.…

Rick Barnes Is the Ultimate Motivator

In perhaps the most ingenious move any of the Longhorns coaches have made in a long time, Texas’ basketball coach, Rick Barnes, called out one of his star players on live radio after an embarrassing loss to Texas A&M. And it worked to perfection. Barnes insinuated that Damion James might not play today against Baylor,…

Phony Boner Colons

When it comes to classic rock, I’m no conspiracy theorist. Like Cory Glover sang, Elvis is dead. So’s the Lizard King. George Harrison didn’t rip-off the Chiffons’ “He’s So Fine” with All Things Must Pass sacrament “My Sweet Lord.” Scott Weiland, on the other hand, seemingly lived up to the ‘aka’ Gibby Haynes once bestowed…

More School Fingerprinting Fuss

Fingerprinting school employees is not off to a smooth start in Texas, but a project so massive it involves not one but two state agencies could hardly be expected to be easy. At the Texas Association of School Administrators’ Midwinter Conference, school officials groused about billing options, and rural school leaders scoffed at vendors’ ability…

¡Viva Los Tejano Democrats!

Former Sen. Gonzalo Barrientos is making a valiant effort to revive the once-dominant Tejano Democrats, a statewide group that has fallen on rough times in recent years. Barrientos called last weekend’s endorsement convention “a new chapter” for the organization. Key endorsements from the group included Hillary Clinton for president, Rick Noriega for U.S. Senator, and…

Voting Rolls Mystery Part 2

As we reported last week, Travis County election worker Mike Conwell says that while working the November 2007 election, he encountered a large number of voters whom he believes were improperly removed from county voting rolls shortly after voting in local elections. While doing a personal audit of the rolls, he says, he found hundreds…

Oops!

Last week’s “Looking for ‘Real’ Democrats” mistakenly reported that Fidel Acevedo won the endorsement of the South Austin Democrats for chair of the Travis County Democratic Party. Actually, he won the endorsement of the Southwest Austin Democrats. The South Austin Democrats endorsed Andy Brown for party chair. Also, we misidentified sculptor Peggy Maceo as Pam…

Voter ID Bill Redux

You can lead Republicans to your argument but can’t make them acknowledge it. That’s the lesson to be gleaned from last Friday’s House Elections Committee hearing. It was ostensibly a hearing on the broader topic of election fraud in Texas, but Democrats suspect a not very hidden agenda: to dig up ammo for a renewed…

Food-o-File

Patricia Bauer-Slate’s new company offers local, natural, and organic school lunches, and the Gallo Family Vineyards host third Gold Medal Awards

The Death of DRM

The recent decision of the Big Four major labels to forego embedding digital rights management restrictions into their online catalogs appears to be a step forward for the music industry. For years, labels have demanded copy-protection safeguards in licensing their music to online retailers. Proponents of new nonproprietary media Web standards have heralded the death…

Off the Record

Announcing the 2007-08 Austin Music Awards lineup; Charlie Sexton brings sexy back; and KOOP Radio returns to the airwaves

Live Shots

Van Halen AT&T Center, San Antonio, Jan. 24 Sincerity doesn’t exactly define hard rock, but last Thursday night at San Antonio’s rafters-topped AT&T Center, Van Halen unleashed the love. “We’re in Texas!” exclaimed the Pasadena, Calif., quartet’s original frontman, David Lee Roth, at the start of a two-hour blast back to 1978-1984. Guitarist Eddie Van…

Rambo

In his fourth cinematic outing, Rambo’s tasked with saving Christian missionaries in Burma.

Arts Review

Zach’s ambitious new staging of the Gershwin opera says a lot about those things that matter more than money

Live Shots

Little Richard Paramount Theatre, Jan. 24 After Mingo Fishtrap’s locally brewed opening set of funkiness, Little Richard, the self-styled king (some say queen) of rock & roll shuffled onstage on crutches and seated himself at the grand piano. Dressed in what looked like rhinestone-studded buckskin and wearing the modified mullet he traded his pompadour for…

Arts Review

Wednesday’s show offered plenty of pleasant surprises in the form of good laughs and provocative moments

Live Shots

Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings Antone’s, Jan. 26 Showmanship, while not what it used to be, isn’t dead. Slightly after 10:30pm Saturday night at Antone’s, the Dap-Kings filed onstage in suits, eight parts of a well-oiled machine, and began warming up the engine. Three songs later, Jones appeared in a white fringed dress and strappy…

Over Her Dead Body

In this DOA romantic comedy, Eva Longoria Parker plays a ghost who haunts her former fiancé-to-be when it’s time for him to move on.

Live Shots

Rogue Wave The Parish, Jan. 25 Not even the damp, clingy air could keep Rogue Wave from selling out the Parish on Friday night. Los Angeles quartet Midnight Movies barely made it to the show on time, having zigged when they should’ve zagged on the way in from El Paso. They rocked a Lush-meets-Siouxsie sexy…

Sharkwater

Rob Stewart, a marine biologist and underwater photographer, makes up for in passion what he lacks in narrative subtlety in this cautionary documentary about the eradication of the planet’s sharks.

Readings

In this remarkable debut novel, the decline of the great American experiment is written in the neon lights and decaying storefronts of Las Vegas

Honeydripper

John Sayles’ new drama is about life in a destitute African-American cotton-farming town in Jim Crow-era Alabama and the music that gave the region its mythology.

Naked City

Quote of the Week “Three hundred fifty-seven days and counting …” – U.S. Rep. Lloyd Doggett, D-Austin, reacting Monday after President Bush’s State of the Union Headlines • What if the president gave a State of the Union speech and nobody noticed? On Monday night, Bush cited Osama bin Laden as the foremost authority on…

Persepolis

This remarkable animated film tells a contemporary story about an Iranian girl’s coming-of-age while navigating the usual pitfalls of adolescence and the Islamic revolution of the Eighties.

Luv Doc Recommends: KLBJ’s Pleasurefest

If you can listen to KLBJ’s sausagefest morning show without wanting to put a fist through your windshield, then Pleasurefest ’08 is probably going to be right up your alley, especially if you’re thinking that “up your alley” is some sort of clever homo euphemism for your tradesman’s entrance. Whether you’re willing to admit it…


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