"Hey Mitt, are you wearing any underwear?" Credit: Photo courtesy Wikipedia, via Creative Commons

Mitt Romney bows out, something about not wanting to let the Islamoliberalfascists win. (Or not wanting to burn thorough another $35 million of his own dollars.)

Farewell, Mitt – we’ll always have the story of your dog shitting all over your windshield.

This article appears in February 1 • 2008.

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