August 27 • 2010

Aug 27 - Sep 2, 2010 / Vol. 29 / No. 52

Cover Story

The Decoder

Lawrence Wright reflects on a decade spent exploring and explaining the Middle East in My Trip to Al-Qaeda

Texas Platters

Datalove Dimensions of Tomorrow Electronic composer Cory Allen’s ear has long been on the spectral side of avant-garde. His debut as Datalove reorganizes his mental crate-digging into something more accessible. He’s an obvious disciple of J Dilla, and hip-hop beats are the backdrop for his splashes of Indian, soul, psych, and obscure library music samples.…

History Reheats Itself

1991: First year of The Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival, we challenge San Antonio, and it’s a tie until John Randall’s sauce is declared Best of Show and Austin is declared the winner. Two hundred sauces entered. 1992: Awards are slow to be presented because we had a calligrapher filling out each individual certificate. What…

Texas Platters

Bun B Trill OG (Rap-a-Lot 4 Life) Bun B didn’t get to be an underground king by delegating authority. When BB’s production partner J. Prince goes to “Chuuch!” with the blessing of late UGK scepter Pimp C on the Trill OG opener, he rolls out a red carpet intro for MC du jour Drake. Neither…

‘Austin Chronicle’ Hot Sauce Festival Hall of Flame

In the 10th year of the festival, we created a Hall of Flame to recognize individuals, restaurants, and commercial bottlers who had won or placed in their category at least three times. Those original inductees appear below in italics. For the 20th anniversary, the list of Hall of Flame inductees is considerably larger. A few…

Vampires Suck

From the filmmaking team that gave us Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans comes this inevitable spoof of teen vampire movies.

Texas Platters

Michael Scott Parker Creature Rock (Oh My! Music) With the not-so-distant memory of 2008’s Naked in mind, Michael Scott Parker’s Creature Rock is just as evocative. Her contemporary touchstones are obvious – Tori Amos and PJ Harvey above all – but she’s got a healthy dose of the 1980s brashness that made Patti Smith such…

Hot Sauce Bands

1991: Conjunto Aztlan 1992: Los Hermanos Cruz, Los Matreros del Norte 1993: Don Walser’s Pure Texas Band 1994: The Cow Pattys, Don Walser’s Pure Texas Band 1995: Los Pinkys, Don Walser’s Pure Texas Band 1996: Los Pinkys, Don Walser’s Pure Texas Band 1997: Los Pinkys, Don Walser’s Pure Texas Band 1998: Hot Club of Cowtown,…

Piranha 3D

Finally, 3-D is being put to its optimum use. Who cares how it holds up as a remake?

Texas Platters

Amy Zamarripa Information From the Edge San Antonion-turned-Austinite Amy Zamarripa packs 18 originals into her first recording, Information, conveying a charming, summery, stripped-down feel – just Zamarripa and her guitar. No question her heart leans heavily to the folkie side of life (“Come to the Water”), but she’s not above bilingual ballads (“Natural Way”) or…

Texas Platters

Rose Kimball & Judy Painter The Journey (Bat Cat Melodies) Too bad the dusty sweetness of The Journey will be lost in the shuffle of back-to-school CDs; Rose Kimball’s composing skills in the traditional art of songwriting ring true in the manner of Caroline Herring or Slaid Cleaves. Some of the songs are simply well-crafted,…

The Last Exorcism

This faux documentary pulls few punches in its fresh look at what happens when religion and the secular world collide.

Event Menu

Stomp grapes and pair wines at Central Texas wineries, meet a local Food Network star, and more tasty outings

Texas Platters

Stephanie Salvo Contradiction Stephanie Salvo’s beats and lyrics sound as if they are straight from urbania (“To the Top”), but on the second track – the title cut – she explodes with an edgy, noir jazz sound before sliding back into her hip-hop groove (“When I Come Around”). That aspect gives the Lord Ronin-produced Contradiction…

Texas Platters

Tricia Mitchell Purple Room (Pigtail) Tricia Mitchell’s songs feel familiar in their soft country-folk settings (“Lilly’s Verses,” “For This”), but they bear a lyrical sharpness at once clever and provocative (“Bobby Joe Plays Violin”) and even laugh-out-loud witty (“Girlfriend of the Band”). One of Mitchell’s literary tricks is a flat resolution in her storytelling: “Twenty…

‘Over the Rainbow’

Judy Collins appears at BookPeople Friday, Aug. 27, 3pm, singing “Over the Rainbow” and autographing the children’s picture book of the same name. (Wristbands will be distributed, and books must be purchased in-store.) Speaking on the telephone from her home, Collins revealed a lifelong connection with the timeless ballad. Austin Chronicle: Why “Over the Rainbow”?…

Out of Bounds: The Lineup

The ninth annual Out of Bounds Comedy Festival runs Aug. 31-Sept. 6, with performances scheduled at Salvage Vanguard Theater, 2803 Manor Rd.; the Hideout Theatre, 617 Congress; ColdTowne Theater, 4803 Airport; the Velveeta Room, 521 E. Sixth; and La Zona Rosa, 612 W. Fourth. Tickets are $10 for Rocket Surgery with Kevin McDonald and for…

Food-o-File

Buy local eggs, the Best Wurst lives on, locals get some small-screen time, and more delicious foodie news

Headlines

� When City Council meets today (Thursday, Aug. 26), Domain-related controversies are expected to dominate the zoning agenda. See “City Hall Hustle.” � A storm was brewing this week as opponents of Austin Water’s proposed 6.1% rate hike prepared a full assault for today’s public hearing at City Hall. Critics say the increase – which…

Arts Review

Exploring of what goes on beneath the surface � of our bodies, of society, of the cities in which we live, of the very planet itself

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

According to Dr. Dave Holmes, an animal behaviorist at Manchester Metropolitan University, mice hate cheese. Before launching Playboy, Hugh Hefner worked as a circulation manager for a children’s activities magazine. The costume worn by Big Bird (of Sesame Street fame) is made from 4,000 turkey feathers. He was born on March 20, making him a…

Contest & Festival Facts

The 20th Annual ‘Austin Chronicle’ Hot Sauce Festival Presented by Capital Area Food Bank of Texas Sunday, Aug. 29 11am-5:30pm Waterloo Park at 12th and Trinity Admission The Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival requests that you pay an admission fee in the form of three nonperishable food items to be donated to the Capital Area…

Celebrity Judges

Nick Rotas: Rotas (right) has been the regional manager for Austin’s homegrown Z’Tejas chain for the past four years. Prior to that, he served as general manager for nearly 10 years at Copper Tank Brewing Company and at Dave and Buster’s in Austin and Dallas. He’s an upbeat, funny guy who loves spicy foods and…

Texas Platters

The Sword Warp Riders (Kemado) “Upon the forsaken world of Acheron, the Archer is exiled from his tribe,” posits Warp Riders’ written intro. “In his solitary wanderings, he makes a singular discovery within an ancient ruin ….” What he’s found constitutes a way back home for the Sword. Where 2006 debut Age of Winters put…

Hot Sauce Fest Cooking Tent

After last year’s successful debut, the Le Cordon Bleu College of Culinary Arts cooking demo tent returns to this year’s Hot Sauce Fest. Three new chefs will talk about a variety of chiles and their uses. They’ll share secrets for hot sauce making and cooking techniques, demonstrating recipes in all contest categories: red, green, and…

Texas Platters

Flying Balalaika Brothers With their ongoing Monday night Red Army Surrender Jam at Ruta Maya, the Flying Balalaika Brothers have proven commanding gypsy punks. Those sprawling, weekly marathons can include up to nine members, but the Soviet expatriates’ self-titled debut was recorded by its core trio – Zhenya Kolykhanov, Sergey Vashchenko, Aleksander Kouznetzov – with…

Elizabeth Derczo

Since its inception in 1991, thousands of people have attended the annual Austin Chron­icle Hot Sauce Festivals. They’ve all parked someplace, submitted contest entries, tasted and voted on hundreds of hot sauces, munched on chips, enjoyed cold beverages, boogied to the bands on stage, sheltered under tents, lined up for potties, purchased festival T-shirts, and…

Page Three: Hell in a Handbasket or, the Worst of Austin

Well, the shit is certainly hitting the fan this week. From the Chamber of Concrete/Austin American-Statesman war on public education to the eternal shell game that is the Domain development swindle to the increasingly ludicrous boondoggle that is Water Treatment Plant No. 4, it seems all our evil chickens are coming home to roost at…

Luv Doc Recommends: ‘Austin Chronicle’ Hot Sauce Festival

You might ask yourself: “Why here? Why now?” Waterloo Park in late August will be hotter than Satan’s taint – sweatier too. Of course, the same could be said of Austin in general, so apparently there are quite a few people here in Weirdsville who don’t mind a hot, sweaty taint. Hot, sweaty taints were…


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