Dan Hardick

Who doesn’t love sodomy?

The chef knows what medium rare is, so don’t send your steak back because it’s undercooked

What to do with a pee-spraying douchewad with no redeeming qualities

Maybe you need to watch your goddamned sassy mouth

A pile of cat poop is hardly a severed horse head, but you should probably take it as a message

When a guy asks you if you want to “Netflix and chill,” he doesn’t really give a damn about the Netflix

Traveling is stressful – especially for people who like everything screwed down tight

Wherein the Luv Doc unveils the key to happiness

Maybe your Secret Santa owns a thrift-store Timex and a whiskey-dented 2001 Ford Escort

The facts are merely ornaments that adorn the Luv Doc’s mighty Douglas fir of speculation

You need to access your uncrazy side