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The Luv Doc: Should I?

If we have learned anything from the last 4,000 years of recorded civilization it’s that deception and conspiracies are always a good idea

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

You can’t start a fire with moonlight no matter how big your magnifying glass is. Mary, Queen of Scots, was allowed to have her English toy spaniel share her last days and accompany her to the scaffold. When Egypt sought proposals in 1869 to build a lighthouse for the Suez Canal, sculptor Frédéric Auguste Bartholdi…

Page Two: Oh, Death

Remembering the late Steve Levitan, and a long-ago afternoon with him boxing Wendell Crowley’s comics collection

Headlines

City Council returns from a two-week break to vote on a Fair Chance Hiring ordinance, meant to give offenders a better shot at employment by delaying criminal background checks in the hiring process, and a resolution to review and strengthen the city’s gender discrimination policies. The CMs also plan to tackle around 25 zoning cases,…

Gay Place

The last traces of SXSW have been packed up and swept away, but we’re not calling it quits.

Quote of the Week

“We need to empower law enforcement to patrol and secure Muslim neighborhoods before they become radicalized.” – Sen. Ted Cruz’s widely criticized comment on the Belgium bombings

The Tipping Point

By raising menu prices and eliminating gratuity, restaurateurs hope they’ve found the recipe for a better quality of life for staff

Day Trips: Santa Rita No. 1

Santa Rita No. 1 turned a page in the history of Texas and the world. An old derrick marks the site of the first major oil well on public land outside of Big Lake. The 1876 Texas Constitution set aside a million acres of the largely uninhabited West Texas land to endow the Permanent University…

Hornography

Lady Horns Roll! Moving on into the Sweet Sixteen for the second year in a row, the Horns pushed around and outmuscled the larger 10-seed Missouri Tigers in 73-55 demolition. Ariel Atkins scored 22 in the winning effort. Texas outscored – in the paint, 32-8 – and outrebounded the Tigers, who featured five six-footers in…

Soccer Watch

This weekend in soccer is set aside for international games – national teams playing each other in various settings and competitions. And for U.S. Soccer, there’s a lot on the line on two different fronts. Jürgen Klinsmann’s national team faces back-to-back World Cup qualifiers against Guatemala this Friday, March 25, and Tuesday, March 29, while…


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