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“Drive eight hours. Speak for four minutes. Drive eight hours. Speak for four minutes.” – Democratic U.S. Senate hopeful Paul Sadler explains life on the statewide primary campaign trail

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Archaeologists have never found horned Viking helmets. Poets and artists gave the Vikings their helmets in the late 1800s. John Gilbert and Greta Garbo are credited with the first onscreen, openmouthed kiss. The film was Flesh and the Devil (1926). The pair was having an offscreen affair at the time. The Hays Code, a set…

Food for Thought: Summer Reading

Talking With My Mouth Full: My Life as a Professional Eater By Gail Simmons (Hyperion, $26.99, 270 pp) Gail Simmons would probably be the first to acknowledge that she is the least famous of the three judges on Bravo’s Top Chef. While people have gushed over Padma Lakshmi’s voluptuous good looks and Tom Colicchio’s lovable…

Food for Thought: Summer Reading

The Juice, Vinous Veritas by Jay McInerney (Knopf, $26.95, 304 pp) Jay McInerney is the author of seven novels, the big one being his first, Bright Lights, Big City. He writes a wine column for The Wall Street Journal and regularly travels the world meeting great winemakers, tasting their rarest wines, and eating at the…

Food for Thought: Summer Reading

Eat With Your Hands by Zakary Pelaccio (Ecco/Harper, $39.99, 368 pp) Pelaccio is founder and co-owner of the Brooklyn restaurants Fatty Crab and Fatty ‘Cue, known for big flavored food that blends Asian flavors with a European palette. The chef, food, and book are wildly irreverent, combining an emo ethos with sophisticated technique and innovative…

Piranha 3DD

Barely a step above a second-tier Troma film, this is one catch you’d do well to throw back.

Headlines

› City Council’s next regular meeting is June 7, when it’s expected to make a final decision on the long-vexing Austin Energy rate case and maybe address the controversy over short-term rentals. Recent work sessions have reflected progress on the rate case, and they’re working on urban rail – can they put together and sell…

Food for Thought: Summer Reading

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Pie Though the appeal of cupcakes does not appear to be waning, pie is definitely the hottest emerging trend of the past year, as the bumper crop of pie books this season bears witness. I’ve spent plenty of time reading and baking from the books in this list,…

High School

You come in hoping to toke on a big ol’ fattie, but instead you find yourself wallowing in seeds and stems – again.

Civics 101

Thursday 31 GREEN BUILDING NETWORKING Learn about the green building certification process from the LEED reviewers of Austin, then browse Austin’s newest green building supply store. 6-8pm. TreeHouse, 4477 S. Lamar #600. $5, students; $10, GBCI members; $20, nonmembers. DEADLINERS: RISK AND REPORTING THE WILDFIRES Panelists discuss the risks they took to get coverage of…

Chaotic Discs

Riverboat Gamblers The Wolf You Feed (Volcom) Divisive previous platter, 2009’s Underneath the Owl, peaked the Riverboat Gamblers’ organic evolution from Tim Kerr-produced Texas punks to national prize. Where the ex-Big Boys/Poison 13 guitarist controlled the splatter of the Denton émigrés’ eponymous 2001 debut and brought raw power to Something To Crow About two years…

Food for Thought: Summer Reading

Fritos® Pie: Stories, Recipes, and More by Kaleta Doolin (Texas A&M University Press, $22, 224 pp) You may have heard that Kellogg’s Corn Flakes were developed as a health food, but did you know the same was true for Fritos? Or that a Casa de Fritos was once a restaurant serving “authentic Mexican food” at…

Chaotic Discs

The Young Dub Egg (Matador) Dub Egg represents the Young’s cosmic rebirth. Whereas 2010’s Voyagers of Legend delivered dank post-punk with heavy hooks, the locals’ Matador bow ventures further out to pasture – literally. The quartet cut the album at a rustic cabin in western Bandera County. In that capacity, early highlights “Livin’ Free” and…

Food for Thought: Summer Reading

Colonel Sanders and the American Dream by Josh Ozersky (UT Press, $20, 130 pp) According to Josh Ozersky, youth of today have no clue that the figure on the bucket of chicken was an actual person, not just a fictitious character like Betty Crocker or the Jolly Green Giant. But, as old-timers over 40 remember,…

Day Trips

The Number 1 British Flying Training School Museum remembers a short period of time when a few acres of North Texas farmland became British soil

Chaotic Discs

Daughn Gibson All Hell (White Denim) On paper, Gibson’s combination of traditional country samples and electronics might appear ham-fisted. Well-worn lyrical imagery culled from the lonesome roads and hard-living country crooners of yore would be threadbare if not for the keenly sampled and looped instrumentation bolstering them. Gibson avoids awkward genre mash-ups with memorable vocal…

Food for Thought: Summer Reading

The Wine Region of Rioja by Ana Fabiano (Sterling Epicure, $35, 256 pp) This is the perfect book for anyone who wants to understand Spain’s most famous wine region. Ms. Fabiano rightly considers the cultural, religious, and historical implications of life in Rioja as well as its agriculture and weather. Not only does she provide…

Chaotic Discs

Best Coast The Only Place (Kemado Records/Mexican Summer) Fuzzy-buzzy starry-eyed beach-pop no longer, Bethany Cosentino’s Best Coast has mellowed in the wake of its fame. Smeared in placid, wheelbarrow country, its second album, The Only Place, plucks wholesome heartstrings, with both Loretta Lynn and Stevie Nicks as close overseers. Cosentino’s mostly concerned with boys and…

Food for Thought: Summer Reading

The Mom 100 Cookbook: 100 Recipes Every Mom Needs in Her Back Pocket By Katie Workman (Workman, $16.95, 352 pp) One of my goals for my nearly 7-year-old son this summer, in addition to finally ditching the training wheels on his bike, is for him to learn to cook simple, nutritious dishes for the family…

Chaotic Discs

A Place To Bury Strangers Onwards to the Wall EP (Dead Oceans) Like a strawberry cupcake covered in Szechuan pepper, A Place To Bury Strangers finds the sweet spot by ripping its way through in Onwards to the Wall. The NYC troop endeavors to be inviting on this five-song EP, mixing thrusting bass and reverbed-to-hell…

Food for Thought: Summer Reading

How To Cook Everything: The Basics by Mark Bittman (John Wiley & Sons, Inc., $35, 496 pp) In my youth, the de rigeur cookbook that was presented to young people heading out on their own was The Joy of Cooking (usually in paperback). That book’s heyday has passed, and for several years there’s been no…

Chaotic Discs

St. Vitus Lillie: F-65 (Season of Mist) Largely responsible for the subgenre doom – one of the most deliberate and glacial flavors metal offers – this comeback from L.A.’s St. Vitus is surprisingly concise. The first LP to feature singer Scott “Wino” Weinrich in 22 years, Lillie: F-65 drops seven tracks ranging from leaden stompers…

Food for Thought: Summer Reading

The Gardener and the Grill by Karen Adler and Judith Fertig (Running Press, $20, 224 pp) When I first glanced at this book, I was a little confused, because it seemed to me that the recipes in many cases did not need to be made on the grill; in fact, many might have been more…

Chaotic Discs

Pop. 1280 The Horror (Sacred Bones) Lurching Brooklynites Pop. 1280 feed off borrowed nostalgia; No Wave’s serrated sneer certainly isn’t extinct on debut LP The Horror. “Waiting for my dutch/I suggest you start collecting dust,” cackles Ivan Lip with a nasty grin. This is dirty, dusty, disintegrated bay-music at its best. The drums reverberate from…

Food for Thought: Summer Reading

Extra Virginity: The Sublime and Scandalous World of Olive Oil by Tom Mueller (W.W. Norton & Company, $25.95, 256 pp) It is one of the food industry’s dirty little secrets that the extra virgin olive oil most of us buy at our local grocers is anything but. In fact, by some estimates, more than 50%…

The Luv Doc: The Friend of Your Friend’s Enemy

LuvDoc, One of my oldest friends (from grade school) recently broke up with his girlfriend. She and I have become really good friends in the last few years and she keeps calling me to hang out/go shopping, etc. I would like to hang out with her too, but I don’t want to take sides. Any…

Chaotic Discs

Royal Headache (What’s Your Rupture?) Royal Headache’s eponymous debut, reissued stateside after a 2011 release Down Under, strikes with a rugged fury that throws the Goner Records vault straight into Sam Cooke’s Harlem Square Club. It’s a sock hop in tattered T-shirts, kicked off with two-minute “Never Again” – none of Royal Headache’s 12 tracks…

Food for Thought: Summer Reading

Memories of Philippine Kitchens by Amy Besa and Romy Dorotan (Stewart Tabori & Chang, $40, 232 pp) Philippines natives Amy Besa and Romy Dorotan (husband and wife) own and operate Purple Yam, a popular restaurant they opened in Brooklyn in 2009. It followed their acclaimed Cendrillon which opened in 1995, an excellent restaurant where I’ve…

Chernobyl Diaries

When adventuresome tourists visit the town that housed most of the workers at the Chernobyl nuclear plant, they discover they are not alone.

Oops!

In the 2012 Restaurant Poll Results and Guide, the Readers award for “Best Mixologist” was erroneously given to Ace Manning and Carter Wilsford at Péché due to a clerical error. The award should read “Everyone at Péché.” We apologize for this error and regret any disappointment or confusion this may have caused.

Chaotic Discs

Absu Abzu (Candlelight) Abzu arrives as the meaty middle section of a three-album trilogy by Absu, a “mythological occult metal” band whose obsession with pagan idioms translates into ear-searing thrash – all of which makes it difficult to equate with their homebase of the uncelestial Plano. Guided by mainstay drummer/singer Proscriptor McGovern (Russ Givens), Abzu…

Food for Thought: Summer Reading

Ice Cream Happy Hour: 50 Boozy Treats That You Spike and Freeze at Home by Valerie Lum and Jenise Addison (Ulysses Press, $14.95, 144 pp) With summer at our doorstep and temperatures well into the 90s, I’m ready to dust off the ice cream maker, and this cute little book arrives just in time to…

Playback

Storm (Thorgerson), Chaos (in Tejas), and gender dysphoria: Welcome to summer music!

Food for Thought: Summer Reading

Paletas: Authentic Recipes for Mexican Ice Pops, Shaved Ice & Aguas Frescas by Fany Gerson (Ten Speed Press, $16.99, 128 pp) In the summer of 2010, cookbook author and Mexico City native Fany Gerson launched her very own business, La Newyorkina, purveying paletas (frozen pops) at New York City’s Hester Street fair. As a result,…

Chaos in Tejas Lists

Crust Punk by Adam Schragin Antisect (Sat., 11:15pm, Mohawk) These UK crust progenitors formed in 1982 only to dissolve five years later. Their punk metal is resurrected at Chaos after the band’s reformation last year. Bomraw (Sun., 1:30pm, Scoot Inn) Very earthy hardcore out of Houston, straddling the urge to “party” with that to “resist”…

Chaos in Tejas Interviews

THURSDAY Ted Leo & the Pharmacists 9pm, Mohawk “People have been telling me I need to write a song for Occupy, and it’s like, I’ve been writing songs for Occupy for the last 20 years!” Ted Leo certainly keeps his well-marinated DIY ethos close at hand. The D.C. vagabond blends nostalgia, humor, and activism into…

Chaos in Tejas Picks

THURSDAY Pierced Arrows 12:45am, the Parish After nearly two decades of creating gritty blues melodrama as Dead Moon, Fred Cole, his wife Toody, and drummer Andrew Loomis called it quits after 14 albums and 19 years. Rather than a radical change, a tweak was all Fred and Toody needed, and with new drummer Kelly Halliburton…


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