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All Your Memes Are Belong to Us
Austinites bloom where they’re planted, and local meme-makers are here to help us laugh at ourselves
ACL Releases 2012 Schedule
Bad news: Jack White, Neil Young head to head
The Wild Worlds of UT’s Game Camp
Middle-schoolers learn that gaming is in the details
Animal Shelters Take Action
With more volunteers and lower adoption rates, can we stay no-kill?
The ‘Chronicle’ Endorses Ballesteros
Why we decided to endorse in the precinct 2 constable race
The AggreGAYtor: July 26
Your daily dose of LGBTQ news
Living Room Live: The Soldier Thread with The Lovely Sparrows
July installment of this intimate music series at the W Austin.
Summertime Eats: Giant Hoagies
Fun outdoor dining ideas
Four Austin Art Galleries Worth Your Weekend Time
Gonna make your eyes wanna kiss your brain
Primary Run-Off Results: Early Voting Day Three
Turnout fails to break 2%
Up Too Early
Google Streetview fashion critique from Manchaca Road
The Dark Right Rises
Rhetorical lows of the fringe right after Aurora attack
Film Flam
Fanning the Fantastic flames of P.T. Anderson’s ‘The Master’
The AggreGAYtor: July 25
Your daily does of LGBTQ news
Primary Run-Off Results: Early Voting Day Two
Travis County break the magical 1% mark. Champagne for everyone!
Just A Fever: Another Little Feat Comeback
Keyboard constant Bill Payne on ‘Rooster Rag’
How Much Do Texas’ Kids Count?
State ranks 44th in child well-being
Up Too Early
Google Streetview fashion critique from South First
Eat at Chipotle Mexican Grill to Benefit Urban Roots
Support the community by eating out
She Came in Through the Bathroom Window
Joe Cocker killed it at the Backyard Sunday
Bloody Good Time at the Paramount
Classic horror season kicks off with blood drive for ‘Nosferatu’
Austin Fashion Awards Caps Off Fashion Week, August 10-18
Austin Fashion Awards: Austin Music Hall, Saturday August 18
Is Druery Sane Enough to Die?
Brazos County judge apparently thinks so
Sixth Street Shooter Still At Large
Police say no one seriously injured Sunday morning
The AggreGAYtor: July 24
Your daily dose of LGBTQ news
Primary Run-Off Results: Early Voting Day One
First day turn-out less than one percent
Up Too Early
Google Streetview fashion critique from South Lamar.
The State of the Ricky Williams Foundation
Williams remains on the creative edge in retirement
Mo’ Music: July 23
A fresh, tossed salad of new tunes.
Tour de France 2012: Wiggins in Yellow
Record-breaking day for the Brits
Bedside Manner: Got Opium?
Getting High and Low with Steven Martin, Nick Tosches, et al
Local Games on the Horizon
Releases to purchase, look forward to, and KickStart
APD: Complaints Decrease, Disciplinary Actions Increase
Police monitor releases annual report
Live Nation to Book Circuit of the Americas
Concert behemoth signs new deal with F1 track
Booze For Boobs Benefit Bull Ride & Johnnye’s Soul Food Grand Opening!
Let our eating, drinking and good entertainment have a purpose!
Sucking the Life From Penn State
The baddest beast on the block
Salute to Saluté
Iconic San Antonio bar goes under
The AggreGAYtor: July 23
Your daily dose of LGBTQ news
Up Too Early
Google Streetview fashion critique from East 8th Street
Aztex Season Ends in 4-2 Loss to Orlando
Exciting year comes to a close
Uh Oh What’s Lashonda Lester Doing with Andy Warhol?
Same thing she’s doing with the Beach Boys & Charlie Manson
Star of Texas Preview: Texas Has a New York State of Mind
Texecutioners can still derail the Gotham express
Up Too Early
Google Streetview fashion critique from West Riverside Drive
Last Day for SXSW Panel Picker
Extended submission deadline ain’t extended no more
Aztex Win; Go to Conference Final
Austin Aztex beat host Ocala; Orlando up next
Alamo Releases Statement on Dark Knight Massacre
Austin cinema institution is “deeply saddened”
Star of Texas Preview: Gotham Girls Play a Game of Thrones
NY bruisers could set new record this weekend
Up Too Early
Google Streetview fashion critique from Barton Skyway
From the Vaults: Bats vs. Aurochs
Before “Beasts of the Southern Wild,” there was “Glory at Sea”
Local Gaming News
Do you want the bad news or the bad news first?
Tour de France 2012: Stage 18
The Manx Missile makes a move
H&M Finally Gets Weird and Finds Austin, Texas
International retailer H&M comes to The Domain Fall 2012
Coping With Music Burnout
Five easy steps to reset
Cat Trap Fever
Austin Humane Society needs help taming feral cat population
Frank Ocean’s Sweet Life
Live Shot of Odd Future rapper at La Zona Rosa last night
Tour de France 2012: Stage 17
Strong bonds and passive-aggressive tweets
‘The NFL Beat’: Maslow’s Hierarchy
True NFL team needs
About AIDS: July 20
The Gay Place resurrects the Chronicle’s “About AIDS” column
The Sour Notes Tour Kick-Off Show
A 14 band line-up at Red 7 sends an Austin act off with a bang
Hey, Kat, What’s Up With Fridays at the Velv?
Ramzinski gives us the lowdown on the hoedown
Star of Texas Preview: Windy City Blows In
Northern flat track conquerors have tourney ambitions
Up Too Early
Google Streetview fashion critique from Pease Road
Phases & Stages
Frank Ocean Channel Orange (Def Jam) Usher. R. Kelly. A D’Angelo revival in the works. 2012 is shaping up as quite a year for R&B. Inciting the highest celebration is Odd Future affiliate Frank Ocean and his major-label debut Channel Orange, an ethereal, embattled, and introspective work that puts everything in its right place in…
After a Fashion
Your Style Avatar falls for a 6’2″ glamazon named Micky
Quote of the Week
“We are not rolling back health care reform. The Supreme Court has spoken. We are moving forward.” – President Barack Obama, speaking in Austin on Tuesday
No Way To Pick a Senator
It’s Sadler vs. Yarbrough and Dewhurst vs. Cruz in this month’s primary run-offs
Phases & Stages
The Beach Boys That’s Why God Made the Radio (Capitol) Hatched in the wake of multiple intra-band lawsuits, That’s Why God Made the Radio ebbs and flows the Beach Boys’ most cohesive album since 1977’s Love You, the final LP that the Wilson brothers – Brian, Dennis, and Carl – collaborated on at a functioning…
Headlines
� Not much official action at City Hall in July, but Austinites for Geographic Representation turned in its petition signatures (est. 33,000) supporting a 10-1 City Council districting plan and an independent commission to draw the districts. Council has already put the plan on the November ballot, but AGR says it wants insurance against official…
Yarbrough: ‘Ready To Roll Up My Sleeves’
How did this retired school teacher end up in a Democratic run-off?
DVD Watch
Criterion releases Jim Jarmusch’s jailbird gem on Blu-ray.
All Your Memes Are Belong to Us: A Gallery
Austin meme weavers at work
Point Austin: Getting What We Pay For
It costs real money to build a great city
July 31 Primary Run-off: Endorsements
Here are our endorsements for the July 31 Democratic and Republican run-off elections. On the Republican side, we found only a single race and candidate as a potential choice for Chronicle readers; on the rest, you’re on your own. As always, read up on our complete election coverage at austinchronicle.com/elections. Democratic Ballot U.S. Senate: Paul…
A Luv Supreme
I Luv Video celebrates 30 years with a ‘Blade Runner’-themed bash
Playback: Off With Their Fez!
Lovejoys gets priced off of Sixth Street, Swan Dive pulls back from live music, and the Blind Pets plot their own fundraising scheme.
Then There’s This: AE and the Lege
City officials planning for the worst, hoping for the best
Early Voting: July 23-27
You may vote at any early voting location in the county in which you are registered. On election day, you must vote in your precinct. For a list of precinct locations: www.traviscountyelections.org or 238-VOTE. Williamson County: www.wilco.org/elections or 943-1630. Hays County: www.co.hays.tx.us/elections or 393-7310. EARLY VOTING LOCATIONS Open Mon.-Fri., 8am-6pm, unless noted otherwise. CENTRAL Travis…
Wine of the Week
Esteemed winemaker pays tribute to his grandfather
Exhibitionism
Theatre proves a most relevant medium for addressing issues about video game culture
The Luv Doc: Magic Pixie Dream Girl
Dear Luvdoc, The only boy I’ve ever loved lives approximately 4913.39 miles away. When he came to visit me recently, it’d been two years since we’d seen each other in person. And he told me that he just wanted to be friends. Broke my heart again. I think I understand his motivations (distance factor, too…
F1: All Systems Go for November
Officials return from England with a series of race plans
Food Events
Dinner and beer pairings, Slow Food, and hipsters celebrate the East Side Show Room
Exhibitionism
The interesting drama of a latter-day Woyzeck suffers from lack of experience among the creators
The Dark Knight Rises
An uncannily accurate mirror of the contemporary cultural zeitgeist, this epic finale to the Batman trilogy is just that: epic.
Inmate Claims Incompetence
Marcus Druery says he’s been hearing voices and echoes for years
Food-O-File
Benefit aids Dai Due sous chef in wake of tragedy
Exhibitionism
When maestro Peter Bay was truly conducting, electricity charged this dance he inspired
Horse Slaughter Back on the Table?
To lift the ban is to encourage the overbreeding of horses, witnesses testified
Food Review
Duck eggs superior in nutrition and flavor
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Burgess Meredith once sued Larry Hagman because he said the height of Hagman’s roof was two inches too high (they were neighbors and on-again, off-again friends). In chess, when a knight is able to attack more than two pieces at the same time, it is called a “family fork.” The recent discovery of the Higgs…
School’s Garden Bulldozed
AISD contractors mowed down Martin Middle School’s wildlife habitat
The Story Behind the Menu
Hill Top Cafe dishes up down-home fare with authentic Texas origins
Day Trips
The collection of photos, clothes, and trophies at the Selena Museum are a reminder of a voice silenced much too early
Hightower Report: Checking Out Corporate Come-ons
Feel like being lied to or deceived today?
Of Thee I Sing (and Dance)
The musical is America’s gift to theatre, and here’s the local state of the union
The Gay Place: SO MUCH BOUNCE PER OUNCE
Express yourself and ya booty with so much bounce, it’ll make ya flounce
Rembitika
Blues ain’t just Greek to Johnny Nicholas
The Sound of Music
The Hillside comes alive with a joyful production of the Rodgers and Hammerstein classic
Texas Rollergirls
Austin hosts the best flat-track roller derby squads in the nation
Phases & Stages
Beach House Bloom (Sub Pop) Beachwood Sparks The Tarnished Gold (Sub Pop) Sub Pop’s freshman class of new millennial pop, led by Beachwood Sparks and the Shins’ Oh, Inverted World, rebooted Seattle’s grunge imprint as a post-9/11 salve. The former L.A. quartet’s Sweetheart of the Rodeo ride peaked on its second of two initial albums,…
Chess
‘Chess’ is a mess, as musicals go, but this local staging achieves some success with it
Oops!
In Josh Rosenblatt’s “Geopolitical Fault Lines” (News, July 6), we introduced Fred McGhee as a Heritage Society of Austin member. HSA Executive Director Jacqui Schraad wrote the Chronicle to say McGhee is not in fact on the organization’s membership roster. She wanted to further clarify that the nonprofit doesn’t have an official stance on the…
Phases & Stages
Fiona Apple The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do (Epic) It’s not what’s missing so much as what’s taking its place. “I just want to feel everything,” intones Fiona Apple on Idler Wheel opener “Every Single Night,” thus tipping…
Annie Get Your Gun
At the Palace, Irving Berlin’s ode to showmanship is a tribute to community theatre at its best
Soccer Watch
Aztex head to Florida for the playoffs, and more
Phases & Stages
Chelle Rose Ghost of Browder Holler (Lil’ Damsel) A decade plus is a long time to follow up a first album. To Chelle Rose, the years between 2000’s Nanahally River and the Ghost of Browder Holler were long enough for the Tennessee native to raise a family and have her muse return. Now, Ghost appears…
Everything the Traffic Will Allow
Here’s where you can get your musical theatre fixes in Central Texas in July. Annie Get Your Gun: through July 29, Palace Theatre, 810 S. Austin Ave., Georgetown. 512/869-7469, www.georgetownpalace.org. Into the Woods: through July 29, Hill Country Community Theatre, 2003 W. FM 2147, Cottonwood Shores near Marble Falls. 830/798-8944, www.thehcct.org. The Sound of Music:…
All Over Creation: Senses and Sensibilities
By engaging our sense of taste during a performance, Voice Dance Company blew our mind
Phases & Stages
The Lumineers (Dualtone) By now, comparisons between this Denver Americana trio and UK folk-rockers Mumford & Sons are well documented. Both groups belong to the roots revivalist movement flooding the indie consciousness, but there’s something more compelling about the Lumineers. For starters, there’s the sepia-toned aesthetic evoked by Neyla Pekarek’s soulful contributions on violin and…
Downballot Details: A Bag of Run-offs
In the downballot races, the GOP has more to consider
‘Young Latino Artists 17: Grafficanos’
A snapshot of one generation at street level
Phases & Stages
Smashing Pumpkins Oceania (Martha’s Music) Forget the cluttered cultural context that surrounds this once-monumental band. Oceania is a well-thought-out album with respectable execution. Varied yet familiar, it hits marks on three key Pumpkin elements: sandpaper guitar, dynamic drumming, and compelling emotion with a grandeur that shows Billy Corgan still wants to be a hero. Forget…
State Senate: Hard Right Targets Wentworth
Conservative Jeff Wentworth not far right enough for a GOP primary
Civics 101
Thursday 19 REPUBLIC SQUARE PARK MASTER PLAN UPDATE Consultants have been working on a redesign of one of Downtown’s three remaining historical squares. Come hear the latest and weigh in. 6-8pm. Ballet Austin, 501 W. Third. www.austintexas.gov/republicsquare. Saturday 21 AUSTIN CALL TO ACTION Discussion group of Catholics affiliated with the Call to Action national movement.…






