Cake

In a rare dramatic role, Jennifer Aniston plays a woman grappling with chronic pain, painkiller addiction, and personal tragedy.

Mary’s Land

This production of Spain presents the perspective of a Devil’s Advocate sent to investigate religious claims about the Virgin Mary.

The Luv Doc: Phallocentrism

Dear Luv Doc, Why is it that certain guys on dating sites (and elsewhere) think that women appreciate dick pics? When ever has a man had success with that approach? All I ever do is share the pic with all my friends so we can laugh about what an idiot the guy is who sent…

R100

Drafthouse Films is distributing this Japanese S&M mindwarp. You could do far worse for midnight-date movie fare.

Texas Platters

Veering left of Americana, the solo debut from Milton Mapes/Monahans principal Greg Vanderpool cashes in gradual West Texas soundscapes for a more precise, inwardly focused take on desolation. Eight short, sharp pleas garner thematic unity under the umbrella of loss. “End of the Fight” opens on a hard-picked acoustic guitar that gives wiry, urgent form…

Public Notice: Government by Committee

So, I presume you’re heading down to City Hall this evening (Thursday, Jan. 22), to the “special-called City Council meeting, public hearing, and interactive town hall” to discuss the sweeping changes in City Council structure and process proposed by Mayor Steve Adler and the new 10-1 Council. Assuming the half-million or so of us who…

Texas Platters

Quite a few women have traveled the roads paved by Lucinda Williams. Seldom do they get to the heart of the matter like Christy Hays. This six-song effort, a follow-up to her impressive 2012 debut Drought, finds the Tuscola, Ill.-born Austin resident all over the musical map yet with definite folk and country roots. “Am…

Soccer Watch

Former Austin Aztex forward Khiry Shelton (Vista Ridge High) went to NYCFC as the second player picked in last week’s MLS SuperDraft. Four other former Aztex – defender Kalen Ryden, and midfielders Tony Rocha, Dan Metzger, and Seth Casiple – were drafted as well, bringing the count to 13 players picked up by the MLS…

Texas Platters

In his liner notes for this vault cull from Austin’s most iconic musician, longtime Willie Nelson harp cat Mickey Raphael observes that much travel time aboard the Honeysuckle Rose involves the boss and his sister jamming. “Why not record our favorite songs like we play them for ourselves?” wondered pianist Bobbie. Family Band members pop…

Texas Platters

“Demeter’s Danse” and “Sandansko Horo” open local sextet Mundi’s fourth album with widescreen vistas of rolling green hills and blues skies, possibly in New Zealand or Ireland, a helicopter cam sweeping across the frame as a horseman rides in. The melancholy “El Camino” floats over images of a funeral, but the title track settles in…

Texas Platters

Listing all the local legacies represented in Why Not Satellite’s lineup would flesh out a musical chronology stretching from Austin’s late Seventies to the present day. Fronted by Standing Waves principals Larry Seaman and Randy Franklin, the foursome focuses on the mid-Eighties nexus of power-pop and collegiate rock. Their debut doesn’t upturn anything new, but…

Who Pays What

From my survey of 11 local theatre producers, here is a rough look at what they currently pay actors. All figures were supplied by company artistic directors. The Equity Companies Austin Playhouse Min. AEA contract (3-5 per show): $222/wk Non-AEA: Typically slightly less than AEA Austin Shakespeare Min. AEA contract (3-5 per show): $222/wk Non-AEA:…

Texas Platters

Gather up enough Dead Space, Flesh Lights, and Swans, and you get a stash of Nazi Gold. The local trio aligns the latter’s god of thunder Thor Harris (Shearwater) with Space man Quin Galavis and Lights bassist Jeremy Steen for a quartet of songs flexing post-punk. Dissonant chord clashes merge with a thrumming rush-and-pound in…

Food Events

Second Annual Bacon and Beer Festival A sizzling party benefiting the Capital Area Food Bank, featuring 30 Central Texas restaurants and 12 area craft breweries. Sun., Jan. 25, 2:30-5pm. Fair Market, 1100 E. Fifth. $45. www.edibleaustin.com/baconandbeer. 14th annual Vintner Dinner Series A weekly showcase of Texas wineries. This week: Bella Vista Ranch in Wimberley. Saturdays.…

Oops!

The Jan. 16 “Food-o-File” incorrectly stated that Ms. P’s Electric Cock food trailer was located in the Picnic food court on Barton Springs. Owner Perry Ray is using that trailer for her mobile operation. The correct address of her permanent location is 1101 S. Congress.

Speeding Up the Competition

Google Fiber Plan: Gigabit Internet: 1 Gigabit speed (1,000 Mbps) Price: $70 per month Plan: Basic Internet: 5 Mbps download; 1 Mbps upload Price: Free, with one-time $300 construction fee Location: Parts of South and Southeast Austin Grande Communications Plan: Power 1000 / 1 Gigabit speed Price: $64.99 per month Location: Buda, West Campus, parts…

Are You Getting Googled?

Google Fiber rolled out Dec. 1 for residents in some areas of South and Southeast Austin; here are the sign-up deadlines for the next Austin “Fiberhoods”: Bluebonnet – Jan. 29 Lady Bird Lake – March 12 Emerald Forest – April 23 Ben White – June 4 Onion Creek – July 16 Source: Google Fiber Austin

Headlines

The new City Council rumbles into action today (Jan. 22) with a morning executive session and briefing and an evening Town Hall for public input on proposed changes in the committee and meeting structure. See “Public Notice” and “Council: Fire in the Hole.” AISD’s leadership vacuum should be filled on Jan. 26, as trustees are…

Texas Platters

“Left for dead,” roars Lost Well doorman Timo Corken in “Victims of Roadside Attack,” point song on the first full-length by Austin’s Blood Royale. Unleashing blind fury, he promises payback will be a b-i-t-c-h. Blurring the line between blackened punk and metalcore, the emulsifying frontman and his not-so-merry band of marauders (including Dixie Witch string-smasher…

Changelings

The Vortex’s staging of Reina Hardy’s magical new play, Changelings, casts a uniquely compelling spell

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Wolves don’t use a den in the winter. A 100-mph fastball weighs 0.000000000002 grams more when traveling than it does at rest (relativity!). According to one reader, the reason why they keep it so incredibly cold in Travis County Jail, is not to punish the inmates, but actually to keep body odor to a minimum.…

Texas Platters

Los Angeles reissue specialists Omnivore did such justice to Old 97’s masterpiece Too Far to Care, it’s no surprise they’ve now revamped the Dallas quartet’s 1994 debut. In fact, Hitchhike to Rhome’s upgrade triumphs all around. Remastered, the original 16 tracks – songs still in the band’s repertoire (“Dancing With Tears,” “Doreen,” “4 Leaf Clover”)…

Arts Review

Theresa Rebeck’s play about stamps has surprsingly high stakes, but they aren’t always realized in Different Stages’ production

Texas Platters

Austin’s outsider bard flips to Los Angeles brand Burger Records for his eighth LP and serves up a sonically superior platter of slacker rock spiked with punk and country. Propelled by the rhythm section of Julia Hungerford and Geena Spigarelli, with additional bass by the Flesh Lights’ Jeremy Steen, and varnished with a cleaner vocal…

Arts Review

The improvised movements of Julie Nathanielsz and her dancers were full of refreshing surprises

Quote of the Week

“I know ’cause I won both of them.” – President Obama’s response to Republican applause when he said, “I have no more campaigns to run,” during his State of the Union address this week.


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