August 31 • 2007

Aug 31 - Sep 6, 2007 / Vol. 26 / No. 52

Cover Story

TCU: Regular or Extra Christiany?

Remember when Kentucky Fried Chicken was Kentucky Fried Chicken? Back before it hid the grease in the moniker KFC? Same apparently goes for TCU football. The TCU Department of Intercollegiate Athletics informs us they would prefer all sports stories stick with TCU. Subsequent references are suggested as Horned Frogs or simply Frogs. Ribbit. The official…

By the Way …

If you hadn’t noticed, David Beckham’s American Adventure is now over for 2007. And the L.A. Galaxy are now officially the very worst team in Major League Soccer.

Off to the Races

“My bags are packed, I’m ready to go.” Whoa – wrong song. That’s not me. No matter how much I hum the tune, it does no good. I’m running around like an ADD nutjob trying to get everything done in order to head out of town to the Toronto International Film Festival. There are so…

Women’s World Cup, Euro Qualifying, and More

The Women’s World Cup kicks off this Monday in China with a 7am game between Argentina and Germany. The top-ranked U.S. Women open play the following morning, 4am Tuesday, Sept. 10, against North Korea. The U.S. also plays Sweden, Friday, Sept. 14, 4am, and Nigeria, Tue., Sept. 18, 7am. Every game in the tournament will…

Clear?

Perry and Dewhurst ceremonially sign the “defibrillators in school” bill: but what will it really do?

Victim

Victim 1961, NR, 98 min. Directed by Basil Dearden, Starring Dirk Bogarde, Sylvia Syms, Dennis Price, Nigel Stock. Ahead of its time, this British film attacks the persecution of homosexuals at a time when sodomy was still an imprisonable offense. Bogarde plays a married lawyer who is caught up in a web of blackmail when…

Imposters Take Toll On Me and Mack Brown

You’ll recognize me at Mack Brown’s Monday morning press conference as the reporter sucking on his green pen trying to bring it back to life. Brown’s catchphrase for the week is “imposter,” and I sure felt like one as I wandered among the media regulars at Bellmont Hall. Imposters, Brown explained, are those monster plays…

NFL Preview

Playing the psychic game is rather difficult, just ask the singing psychic of Texas, Fran Baskerville, who obtained her future-seeing powers when she was struck by a lumber truck after a visit to the beauty parlor. Now, Fran forecasts what’s to come only with the gift of song and about three chords she’s learned on…

UT/Arkansas State Preview

Sure, Texas will buzz saw Arkansas State this weekend. No doubt about it. The game is designed as a warm-up to the tougher road ahead. But don’t forget that these gimme games aren’t always easy. Let’s go back to 1976, the year it all changed. Darrell Royal had two national championships under his belt and…

Cardiovascular Blues II

“I need to shave you,” he nodded, holding up a razor. No kidding. A thick blanket across my chest and another across the shins left me a little… exposed through the middle. He looked down at me. I looked up at him. A woman in scrubs who seemed to have no purpose in this particular…

Babble For Your Soul

Babble for Your Soul is a rare opportunity to see live theatre with very minimal commitment and the pleasure of being entertained, engaged, perhaps edified

Texas Platters

White Denim Let’s Talk About It White Denim, Austin’s most blogged about band since Voxtrot, began as a studio project, which explains why the trio’s debut EP spins a cathartic junk pile of rhythms and sounds, each layer turning up gold on repeat listens. Issued on red-and-white vinyl and stamped with a smile that splits…

Off the Record

Music for films The instrumental soundscapes composed by Bexar Bexar are one of Austin’s best kept secrets. Last year’s Tropism beautifully enveloped hushed acoustic guitars and shimmering feedback with Alvin Lucier-inspired natural resonance, creating a gentle hum of magnetic pulses. The album was distributed overseas by Own Records, coinciding with a European tour, while Bexar’s…

Are We Masters of Our Domain?

Critics are concerned that rather than boosting local shops, a subsidy deal struck by City Council with developers of the Domain is dropping cash into an already successful project, filled with high-end stores

Texas Platters

UGK Underground Kingz (Jive/Zomba) The name’s only half-right. Yes, Bun B and Pimp C reign supreme as the kings of Texas hip-hop, having held the throne for a solid 15 years, but at this point, the concept of UGK being underground is simply far-fetched. This isn’t Aesop Rock. This isn’t Nobi or Pharoahe Monch. This…

Off the Record

Vote or Die Nominations for the Austin Music Memorial, which aims to honor deceased musical pioneers, are being accepted until Friday. The inaugural inductees will be unveiled in March along with the Joe R. and Teresa Lozano Long Center for the Performing Arts. Complete eligibility requirements and nomination instructions are available at www.ci.austin.tx.us/music/memorial.htm. Friday is…

War

Jet Li and Jason Statham spar and provoke all-out war among the Asian mobs.

Readings

We Texans tend to believe that everything about us is special. When it comes to our criminals, we don’t have to get too subjective to substantiate that belief.

Texas Platters

Omar Kent Dykes & Jimmie Vaughan On the Jimmy Reed Highway (Ruf) In the blues world, Jimmy Reed (1925-1976) is the Big Boss Man. His instantly recognizable, easy rollin’, loping beat has long been a signature sound of the music. That unmistakable, caressing groove suffuses this bright lights tribute by an all-star cast of Austin…

Off the Record

Are You Experienced? The question posed by Jimi Hendrix’s earth-shattering debut defined a generation, and Saturday at Ruta Maya’s 10-hour 1967 Hoot Night Happening, a handful of Austin’s finest answered it with resolve. Tia Carrera ace Jason Morales all but doused his Gibson SG with lighter fluid, riffing on Cream and Hendrix as the Dixie…

Cool City: The Leffingwell Lens

It’s been six months now since the City Council unanimously adopted the Austin Climate Protection Plan. Conceptually, it’s perhaps the most aggressive and well-rounded local program to fight global warming in the U.S. The plan’s initial focus is to reduce greenhouse-gas emissions from within – meaning all city facilities, vehicles, and operations. Goal: Transform the…

Illegal Tender

A throwback to the Eighties crime dramas and Seventies blacksploitation films, this Latino action thriller about family ties and blood feuds rarely transcends clichés.

Texas Platters

Ian Moore To Be Loved (Justice) Anyone expecting Ian Moore to whip out his guitar for a display of masterful six-string pyrotechnics on To Be Loved will be disappointed. His move to Seattle 10 years ago was liberation from the Texas guitar-slinger label mantled on his shoulders as a local youngster, a formidable honor but…

Off the Record

Mind Your Manners Taking the ones and twos to the second power, Austin’s Table Manners Crew have earned national notoriety for their four-turntable technique. “It really opens up a lot of possibilities in terms of making remixes on the fly and incorporating more tricks,” says TMC’s Nerdy Harry. The DJ coalition’s success, though, has more…

Austin Climate Protection Plan

The five components of the city’s plan to reduce greenhouse-gas emissions: Municipal Plan By 2020: All municipal functions to become 100% carbon-neutral New ACPP staff positions in 2007-08 city budget; jobs to be posted soon. City department plans to be unveiled at next quarterly directors’ retreat, possibly in October. Green fleet policy being developed; limited…

September Dawn

This movie about the Mountain Meadows Massacre of Sept. 11, 1857, during which local Mormons murdered 120 members of a wagon train heading West, reeks of ulterior motives.

Texas Platters

John Schooley & His One Man Band One Man Against the World (Voodoo Rhythm) John Schooley’s a travelin’ man. On the cover of his second LP for Swiss garage label Voodoo Rhythm, we find the local one-man band wielding a machete, guitar safely at his shoulder, collaged next to the Eiffel Tower and the pyramids.…

Off the Record

Radio Edit Tired of hearing the same Clear Channel playlists at work? Slacker.com, founded by Austinite Celite Milbrandt, combines characteristics of the iPod shuffle and satellite radio, allowing users to create personalized and sharable stations by selecting artists ranging from Stevie Ray Vaughan and Willie Nelson to Scratch Acid and Shearwater to play at random…

Naked City

Quote of the Week “It is through [the Depart­ment of Justice’s] continued work that our country and our communities remain safe, that the rights and civil liberties of our citizens are protected, and the hopes and dreams of all of our ­children are secured.” – From the Aug. 27 resignation statement of U.S. Attor­ney General…

Off the Record

Random Play • Auditions for ME Television’s The Next Veejay competition begin tonight (Thursday) at Midnight Rodeo. • Xemumba, un festival de musica Latina, spices things up Saturday at the Compound (1300 E. Fourth). Guacanayabo, Mariachi Revolución, and Ritmo 3 kick-start the festivities with more traditional flavor, followed by the pulsing rhythms of Austin Samba…

The Boss of It All

Lars von Trier assures us at the outset that this will be a “cozy comedy,” the last thing you might expect from this prickly filmmaker. (AFS@Dobie)

Self-Medicated

It contains some freshman mistakes, but this microindie has such dramatic momentum, such a need to tell its story, that it’s well worth a look.

Angels on a Mission

The Project Angels of Hope stands near the town of Villa Tunari, in the southern area of the Chapare region of Bolivia. It is a region synonymous with high infant mortality and low education and prospects, and it has been ripped apart by the combination of cocaine production (and its suppression by U.S.-backed eradication programs)…

Was Laura Hall a Murder Accomplice?

Trial of Laura Hall, accused of tampering with evidence and hindering apprehension of Colton Pitonyak in connection with the August 2005 murder of 21-year-old Jennifer Cave, began Aug. 28

No End in Sight

If you’re growing as weary of Iraq war documentaries as you are of the war itself, then this sobering, information-filled study of the war’s origins is the film for you.

Black Sheep

It’s smart; it’s silly; it’s shear terror, as the ruminants develop a taste for human flesh.

Out of Bounds: The lineup

The sixth annual Out of Bounds Improv Festival runs Aug. 28-Sept. 3, Tuesday-Monday, at the Hideout Theatre, 617 Congress, except as otherwise specified. Tickets are $10 per show block Wednesday-Saturday, $15 for Sunday’s show, and $5 for Monday’s show. A festival pass good for admission to all shows is $70. For more information, visit www.outofboundsimprov.com.…

Game Review: BioShock

Bioshock $59.99 2K Games At a time when most games are sequels or incremental improvements (Final Fantasy or Madden, anyone?), Irrational Games’ BioShock is a uniquely original and wonderful experience. While still a first-person shooter at its core, this game puts more intrigue, ambience, and depth on the small screen than many recent Hollywood blockbusters…

Hey, Hey, Hey!

No. 2 hit from 1965, ‘Treat Her Right,’ by Roy Head & Gene Kurtz: ‘Just one of them songs that hangs around”

Texas Platters

Car Stereo (Wars) The Bandit (Artifact Workshop) Beauty Bar mash-up master Car Stereo (Wars), aka Christopher Rose, debuts a disclong bout of sample-and-loop-happy hip-pop schizophrenia, the stuttery, mix-‘n’-match sound of dance-floor chaos chopped and dropped and revving like a ’77 Pontiac Firebird jammed into permanent first gear. Opener “Who Likes Nick McKenna?” segues from Lil…

The Dragonfly Princess

Despite its fairy-tale trappings, ethos’ opera The Dragonfly Princess takes us down a dark path of intrigues, heresy, power struggles, and death

Texas Platters

Jazz Mavericks of the Lone Star State By Dave Oliphant University of Texas Press,242 pp., $22.95 There’s no denying Texas jazz musicians have played an enormous role in the genre’s innovations and development. No one has more thoroughly documented and enthusiastically championed this than retired UT lecturer Dave Oliphant. Like his previous book, 1996’s Texan…

Off the Record

Inside Western Vinyl’s ambience, talking Prince and side projects with Grupo Fantasma’s Adrian Quesada, Table Manners Crew operate on all fours, and a 1967 Hoot Night Happening

Luv Doc Recommends: Rock and Roll Karaoke with Nathan Black

This week, Sunday night is Saturday night, so you’ll need to shift your normal Monday hangover to Tuesday. Don’t try to check the math with your Gilbert Grape finger abacus, just tap it into your BlackBerry and call it a day: Monday 8am-5pm – wicked-ass hangover. If you popped for an iPhone, don’t bother entering…

17th Annual Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival Contest Winners

Individual Category Red Sauce 1st Place: Logan Kunitz 2nd Place: Paul Peterson (Alpine, TX) 3rd Place: Jaime Simon (Pflugerville) Green Sauce 1st Place: Ted Valmassei (Round Rock) 2nd Place: Arty Passes 3rd Place: Barry Hoelscher Special Variety 1st Place: John W. Purser (Round Rock) 2nd Place: Kevar Hedtke 3rd Place: Jason & Angie Volk Pico…


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