August 15 • 2008

Aug 15-21, 2008 / Vol. 27 / No. 50

Cover Story

The Gay Place

Your friendly, neighborhood Gay Place is still blushing from the United Court of Austin’s luvfest. The Coronation Ball was a blast. We humbly submit that while it’s a bit of an “in-on-in” affair, the show would translate well to a more public setting – like Mardi Gras balls or crowning Miss Texas. Parts of the…

Princes to Act

Off your list of Ophelias, I choose Helena Bonham Carter. Though I made a deal with myself many years ago never to speak ill of Kate Winslet (if only on the off chance that she might one day show up at my front door with a flat tire asking if she can use my phone…

Despair Deferred, and an Odd Couple

So, I was all ready to celebrate your concession and my very first victory – the wine was open, my socks were off, Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band were playing quietly on the hi-fi – when I looked at the day’s vote tally and saw that I was still losing by 50%. My…

I Know Thee Not, Old Man

First of all, I’m not interested in canonizing anything or anyone. Quite the opposite, actually. If I had my way, we’d drop the classics down a well as soon as we’d taken from them what we needed. As far as I’m concerned, there’s way too much reverence in the world for the things that came…

The Man Who Hath No Music in Himself

First let me say that watching all this Shakespeare is having an odd effect on my brain. There was a moment the other night when some actor was soliloquizing on love or murder or truth or beauty or footwear, and all those antiquated words just turned to jelly in my ears. I could have sworn…

Save Austin Music Picks Up Steam

“We can’t have an article in the Chronicle every month, can we?” joked Troy Dillinger as he began Monday’s meeting of Save Austin Music. He was referring to the fact that attendance was down from the previous month when it had been given a boost by last month’s cover story on the city’s reaction to…

The High Art of Low Comedy

“But, I know you’ll protest that Shakespeare’s language, though elegant on the page, becomes heavy and purple onscreen and that otherwise likable actors become bloated and declamatory when they’re forced to speak it.” Actually, I would argue the opposite: that, yes, Shakespeare’s language is elegant, but on the page it reads rather heavily, so bogged…

Doubt That the Stars Are Fire

I know I’m a snob. In my defense, I came by it honestly. My father was a snob; his father was a snob; his father’s father was a snob, and on and on, traversing time and space, to Brooklyn, to Minsk, to Russia, to Palestine, through vast history to the Garden of Eden, which a…

A Brief Interlude

Real quick: Kim and I are always looking for ideas for future Film Fights, and we’d love to hear any suggestions you might have. So please send us your ideas via the “comment” link at the bottom of each entry, and if we use one of them, I bet there’ll be something in it for…

Speak the Speech

It would be hard to sit here and argue against Throne of Blood and say that simply because Kurosawa chose to ignore Shakespeare’s language, his movie isn’t as good as it could be. Throne of Blood is so beautiful and so terrifying and so intense and so dark and dreary and so totally idiosyncratic that…

School Is Out

First of all, Kim, let me say that it’s a dirty trick using what a man tells you in confidence against him on a public blog … and I applaud you for it. But now I have to take back my applause back because I don’t know how else to show my disappointment with someone…

U.S. at Guatemala WC Qualifier Wednesday Night

The U.S. men open World Cup qualifying group play tomorrow night in Guatemala City. Should be a good match; Guatemala has never qualified, but they’ve got a few really top-class players, and they really think this could be their year. Here’s a good article from the Washington Post. The game will be shown live on…

James Kirkland Has the Look of a Champ

James Kirkland’s life story of bad times as a child and a hard-knock life is all too familiar. He grew up without a father on the streets of East Austin in a poor family that needed food stamps to survive. Kirkland had to rely on what he knew to protect himself. What he knew was…

Words, Words, Words

Did you really just respond to my calling you out by referencing a movie starring Richard Beymer, whose greatest role since has been as Harry Williams in a one-episode story arc on The Man From U.N.C.L.E.? I mention Ian McKellen, and you come back with Russ Tamblyn? I speak of Shakespeare, and you reply with…

Between the Election and My Hopes (a Quick Aside)

Son of a bitch! When I went to bed last night/this morning, I was ahead in the voting. God, I slept so well – better than I have since the end of last month’s Film Fight – secure in the knowledge that I had finally gotten the better of Kim Jones and that, at long…

Round Two

True, I loved McKellen’s Richard III. It was absolutely brilliant from beginning to (almost) end. And true, it was always going to be hard for me to claim that old Shakespeare movies are always better than new Shakespeare movies, come what may, especially when you’ve got new movies like that one on your side. So,…

Speak Low If You Speak Love

Okay, Kim, as much as I hate to admit that you made a good point, I have to admit you made a good point. The gaudy materialism and ostentation of Luhrmann’s visual aesthetic does go a long way to communicating the moral vacancy in the lives of rich kids who are overindulged by their absent…

Two More Thoughts

I think you’re running with that Versace crack to prove a point that this is some flashy, unsubstantative, tinkering-for-the-sake-of-tinkering modernization. I’d argue the exact opposite – that without leaning too hard on it, Luhrmann has used the designer threads, the casual drug and gun play, the Papa Capulet-sponsored Bacchanalia, to frame the text very much…

An Afternoon at Iron Rock

I don’t think I’ll be challenging Tony Stewart or Dale Jr. to a race any time soon after my humbling turn as a kart driver this past weekend at Iron Rock Raceway. The friendly folks at IRR were hosting their Austin Grand Prix (with a 5K purse) and kindly invited yours truly to take part…

The Very Ecstasy of Love

Prologue: Ahhhhhhh …. Film Fight, my Film Fight. God, how I’ve missed you. I’ve spent this past month in low-grade agony, without the thrill of constant argumentation and online contentiousness that made July bearable, without the joy of starting each day by reading 1000 words slandering my character, claiming to the heavens that I’m a…

Austin Film Society Has Travel Plans Booked

The Austin Film Society is launching on Sept. 1 a program that will help offset travel costs for Texans whose films are invited to prestigious film festivals and events around the world, with small travel stipends given out on a rolling, year-round basis. Time to pull that short I made about Slinky worship out of…

Danes Coming to Austin for Biopic?

It’s been in the works for a solid nine years, with frequent rumors it would shoot in Austin. Now an HBO film about Temple Grandin, who found success despite suffering from autism, is slated for an October shoot at Austin Studios. Claire Danes is in talk to star as Grandin, according to The Hollywood Reporter.…

Ugly Americans

Years ago, I saw this comedian on television. I can’t remember his name, or most of his routine, but there was one thing he said that’s stuck with me. Talking about the 1994 World Cup, which was hosted by the U.S., he wondered why it was that not a single incident of football hooliganism had…

In Search of a Midnight Kiss With Alex Holdridge

In Search of a Midnight Kiss With Alex Holdridge 2008, NR, 90 min. Directed by Alex Holdridge, Starring Scoot McNairy, Sara Simmonds, Brian McGuire, Kathleen Luong. Ads on Craigslist bring together two comically lovelorn souls for a journey (filmed in luscious black and white) around Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve.

UT Fan Appreciation Day Moved Due to Construction

UT football’s Fan Appreciation Day has been moved to Gregory Gym (2101 Speedway) due to construction at Darrell K. Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium. Fans are being asked to enter Gregory Gym at the west entrance. Two thousand wristbands will be distributed at 9am with events set to commence at 11am, Sat., Aug. 16. Two autograph items…

Live Shots

Esteban ‘Steve’ Jordan Tribute H&H Ballroom, Aug. 10 Esteban “Steve” Jordan and his remarkable accordion were the reason for the tribute, but the eye-popping lineup was a cultural, racial, and musical tour de force, a confluence found only in Texas. It was also a grand pairing of San Antonio and Austin Chicano musicians, who have…

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

The only important things in this new animated epic is that viewers be blown away by the endless and pointless laser battles and that girl power comes into its own.

Fly Me to the Moon

This animated film is a simple parable of spirited can-do-ism, in which a trio of young houseflies semiaccidentally tags along on the Apollo 11 moon shot.

The Last Mistress

The latest titillation from French provocatrice Catherine Breillat is a period piece starring the ever-alluring Asia Argento.

Book Review

Entertaining and distressing in equal measure, Leather Maiden is a bruising jolt from an immoral moralist

APD Commander Gets Job Back

What happens when you don’t report a comment you thought discriminatory, and then the comment itself is deemed not discriminatory after all? You get fired – but not for long.

Take

Take, with a very good performance by Minnie Driver, is a dreadfully misguided movie whose story of redemption is utterly irredeemable.

Off the Record

The Sword and Metallica ride the lightning at Ozzfest, while Kanye West and Hope for Heroes lend a helping hand to U.S. veterans

Eastside Memorial It Is

Johnston High is no longer Johnston High. As the Texas Education Agency requested, Austin Independent School District board of trustees has selected a new name for the East Austin campus. Before the name was announced at the board’s meeting on Aug. 11, board President Mark Williams said, “Whatever name we pick, it will disappoint some…

Tropic Thunder

Instead of entering the jungle to find the heart of darkness, Ben Stiller goes in to take aim at the Achilles’ heel of Hollywood: its utter pomposity and self-importance.

Headlines

• The Austin American-Statesman announced Wednesday that Cox Enterprises Inc., which has owned the Statesman since 1976, plans to sell the daily – and “all affiliated operations,” including the Statesman.com and Austin360.com websites – with hopes of closing a deal by early 2009. (The Chronicle is mulling an offer.) • An independent arbitrator ruled that…

Five Faves From the Kinkdom

“You Can’t Win,” The Kink Kontroversy I love the intro. It’s kind of misleading in a way; the song seems to take a different direction after that. Mick Avory’s pounding drums with the deceptively simple Dave Davies vamp just does something to me every time I hear it. If you listen close, there is a…

Media Watch

Sports guy Roger Wallace is unflappable as he delivers live sound bites from “halfway around the world”

Live Shots

Suzanna Choffel Lamberts, Aug. 7 The lack of audience didn’t prevent Suzanna Choffel and her backing trio from lighting up Lamberts. It might have been because she apparently knew almost everyone there, but, more likely, it was due to the graceful confidence of her music, which allows Choffel to make every performance feel as if…

Live Shots

Sarah Jaffe Stubb’s, Aug. 9 Saturday’s show inside at Stubb’s served as a triple CD release, wrangling a lineup of North Texans. Dallas’ Dove Hunter opened, delving into debut The Southern Unknown, though the band’s fervent fans offset the intimacy of the following sets. The quintet’s songs torque the tension between Jayson Wortham’s strained, whispered…

Live Shots

Souled Out 2008 Victory Grill, Aug. 9 Saturday night, creative energy flowed off the well-worn stage and into every inch of the Victory Grill. Outside, artists from the California-based mural collective Trust Your Hustle immortalized Austin’s first lady of soul, Miss Lavelle White; piano man Roosevelt “Grey Ghost” Williams; and venue founder Johnny Holmes on…

Luv Doc Recommends: Madonna 50th Birthday Sing-Along

This Saturday, Madonna turns 50. That means Blondie must be hobbling around on a tennis-ball walker somewhere. Or maybe she’s launching a comeback tour under the name “Grayie.” She’s probably doing the Four Seasons Retirement Home circuit, playing back-to-back shows at 8:30 and 10:30am, croaking out, “Once I had prunes, and they gave me gas”…


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