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LipSchtick Traces
When Cindy Wood scores the big laughs at Esther’s Follies, she’s channeling comedy’s funniest femmes
Shake It Like They Taught You in Louisiana
The Texas Burleseque Fest returns with a NoLa queen and a Detroit legend
Welch Jam: Kevin & Dustin
Father/son Sunday residency at Strange Brew drops jaws
Cine Las Americas Announces Full Lineup
Exec. dir. Eugenio del Bosque Gómez walks us through the CLAIFF17 slate
Mo’ Music: April 10
Fresh tunes for the Bill-bored
The AggreGAYtor: April 10
What happened today in gay? Here’s your QILTBAG recap of queer news.
Let’s Download Some Metallica
Napster anniversary?
Bloodletting Behemoth
Polish metal extremists pour themselves into ‘The Satanist’
Kickstart Your Weekend: ‘Tower’
New documentary will focus on the 1966 UT Tower shooting
Comedy Out the Wazoo and In Your Weekend: Now!
Unless you’d rather just, what, twiddle your thumbs until Moontower?
First Look at Friends & Neighbors
Eclectic new shop at home in cozy neighborhood cottage
Soundtrack Series’ Sunshine of Your Love
Kathy Valentine and more continue storytelling song recall
Bill McKibben Visits UT
Climate change leader promotes higher ed sustainability
Sundance, 78723
Sundance Institute & AFS partner for #ArtistServices Austin Workshop
The AggreGAYtor: April 9
What happened today in gay? Here’s your QILTBAG recap of queer news.
Home-State Advantage
Say hello to Texas Spotlight, a new film series
Saldaña Considering AISD Trustee Race
Local pr/consultant contemplating run at incumbent Lori Moya
Austin Aztex to Host AC Milan in Friendly
Aztex add Copa El Mundo champs to preseason schedule
Southern Soul Assembly Storms In
Monday night’s squall also rocked the Texas Union Ballroom
4 Food Bloggers Pool Their Resources Just in Time for Passover
Creative new recipes to delight the family
Goodman Out, Garza In
Road to 10-1 gets a little more crowded
Greyhounds Get on the Grid
Continental Gallery residents grind out ‘Accumulator’
What Would Werner Do?
New to home viewing: A feast of Herzog, ‘Zero Charisma’
The AggreGAYtor: April 8
What happened today in gay? Here’s your QILTBAG recap of queer news.
November Calling: PACs Form on Rail Vote
Groups organizing for and against potential bond proposition
Cine Las Americas Announces Opening and Closing Night Films
Full lineup still to come
My Dinner Breakfast with Andre Omelet
Sometimes the hype at SXSW was hot & nutritious & fun
White Denim Added to Austin City Limits’ 40th Anniversary
Local foursome about to go even wider thanks to PBS staple
The AggreGAYtor: April 7
What happened today in gay? Here’s your QILTBAG recap of queer news.
First Listen: Sweet Spirit
Gripping demo from members of A Giant Dog & Bobby Jealousy
Riley and Tovo Join the Mix
Incumbents enter and 10-1 Races Begin to Take Shape
Reexamining History at AJFF
Austin Jewish Film Festival wrap
‘Martinez for Austin’ Kicks Off Campaign
Council member opens all-city tour at Barton Springs
Going ‘Commando’ With Mark Lester
Director brings Arnie’s first real acting role to Austin
Carl Reiner: The Interview
On ‘The Dick Van Dyke Show,’ Mary Tyler Moore, and Mel
Hex Dispensers + Chip Tunes = Espectrostatic
One bandmate raises money for another via video sci-fi
Introducing Amy Sue Berlin
Debuting at the Cactus Cafe tonight
Blind Amputee Finds Hope in Pottery
San Antonio veteran makes the best out of a difficult situation
Lucky Robot Adds Spring Menu Items
Japanese street food inspires guests to take it outside
Chronolog Radio (April 4)
Play ‘Misty’ for me
Game of Thrones: Taking Back the Kingdom
Epic playlist for the HBO siege’s fourth season
Farmers’ Market Report: April 5-6, 2014
Bluegrass, celery, strawberries, goat cheese, and hailstones
Wine of the Week
Masseria Li Veli Valle d’Itria Verdeca IGT
Where the Girls Go/ATX: Offbeat Edition
Clues to capture the elusive grrrls & bois of ATX this weekend
Kickstart Your Weekend: ‘Timeless’
UT student director seeks immortality through crowdsourcing
Death Watch: Expert Opinion
Appeal alleges Dr. Death perjured himself at killer’s trial
The AggreGAYtor: April 4
What happened today in gay? Here’s your QILTBAG recap of queer news.
Estate Sale Roundup: April 4-6
The weather couldn’t be better for hunting.
Exhibitionism
Not everyone agreed with the clear winner in Ballet Austin’s competition this year, and enough with the tweets
Texas Platters
Flaco & Max Legends & Legacies (Smithsonian Folkways) Los Texas Wranglers Aye, Que Tan Bonita (Deep South Austin Records) Blues ceded its sound-of-our-town designation long before Gary Clark Jr. appeared on the scene, but squeeze-box polkas go back more than a century in Central Texas. Flaco Jiménez, third generation accordionist bandleader, passed the torch to…
Council: Spring Bluebonnets, Spring Candidates
The November district Council races continue to rumble into action
The Luv Doc: A Drinking Solution
S’up Doc! Where do you go to drink? And what do you drink when you do? Inquiring minds want to know. – Sancho If I have learned anything in life, Sancho, it’s that you don’t really need to go somewhere to drink. It’s probably healthier if you do, though. Like just about any other respectable…
Blurry Vision
The Hightower hasn’t found its groove – yet
Capital Metro Service Changes Public Meeting
Review and provide feedback on proposed service changes that Cap Metro is considering for the fall. Attend one of these meetings, April 8-10, or go to www.capmetro.org/fall2014. Tuesday, 5:30-7pm, St. John’s United Methodist, 2140 Allandale. Wednesday, noon-1pm, Capital Metro Transit Store, 209 W. Ninth. Wednesday, 6-7:30pm, Faith United Methodist, 2701 S. Lamar. Thursday, Noon-1pm. Capital…
Noah
Partly allegorical, partly spectacular, and wholly sincere, Darren Aronofsky gives us another memorable movie about a driven individual.
Drafthouse Hosts a Class of 1984 Reunion
He who controls the past controls the future of Alamo programming
AISD’s Carstarphen Atlanta Bound
Superintendent named sole finalist to head Atlanta Public Schools
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
One of the better offerings from Marvel’s growing multimedia omniverse, this film gives fans plenty to chew on.
He Ain’t Heavy; He’s My Blood Brother
AFS Doc Nights takes a trip to India for the next in its series
Cindy & Friends
If you want to know what kind of friendships Cindy Wood has developed over her 25 years as an Austin comedienne, just look at the legion of luminaries from the comedy and music scenes turning out for Cindy & Friends, a benefit performance hosted by Esther’s Follies Sunday, April 6, to help Wood cope with…
‘No Undue Burden’: 5th Circuit Upholds HB 2
5th Circuit overrules Yeakel, upholds HB 2
Le Week-End
A long-married couple amusingly dance toward the kind of despair borne from overfamiliarity.
The Good Eye: Hitting Home
Preservation Austin knows there’s no place like midcentury modern
Cindy & Foe
In 2001, Cindy Wood noticed an infected bite on the back of her neck, and since the symptoms were unusual – high fever, swollen lymph glands, painfully stiff neck – she went to the doctor. But the symptoms persisted, then intensified, and new ones appeared. She saw more doctors, but none was able to help. Wood…
ACBA Summit: Austin Co-ops on the Move
Annual confab hopes to support democratic businesses
Nymphomaniac: Volume 2
Second verse, not as good as the first.
’17th Century Masterworks From Eastern Europe’
Move over, Queen! La Follia digs up some Bohemian rhapsodies you’ve never heard before.
Take a Walk on the Wild Side
The ancient art of foraging for food is aged to perfection
Homeless Campground: South Austin Dilemma
Larger issue still unaddressed
Ernest & Celestine
The team from A Town Called Panic returns with another animated charmer – this time a tale about interspecies friendship and dentistry.
Sondheim: Side by Side – by Side
Austin gets a triple scoop from the musical master: ‘Company,’ ‘Merrily We Roll Along,’ and ‘Assassins’
Phases & Stages
Toting a title worthy of Fiona Apple, Scratch Acid guitarist Brett Bradford leads Insect Sex Act on a muddy combat crawl through groaning, twisted narratives that cinch the zeitgeist of sun-baked noise-punk at the cusp of its autumnal years. The veterans of ISA channel the heady thrall of Woodshock-era Austin (1981-2001), but with more attention…
Changes in Store for Duncan/BMX Park
BMX riders meet with Parks and Rec
Jinn
Thrills start after a man receives a cryptic message warning that he’s in imminent danger.
Letters at 3AM: To Sit on a Park Bench
The park bench is a fine and honorable place to end up
The Hightower Report
To start a movement, start moving!
Main Tera Hero
Bollywood masala.
Texas Platters
The catch-all assignation of world music remains way too small to encompass a sound this big. Borrowing its title from a poem by 13th century Persian poet Rumi, Atash’s third LP bears audible roots that span the continents. What makes the nine-person Austin ensemble’s ambitious musicality truly transformative is its dedication to a deepening soulfulness…
Soccer Watch
Get your first look at the defending national champion Austin Aztex this Friday, as they head a few miles up I-35 to kick off their 2014 preseason playing Southwestern University (7pm, Friday, April 4 in Georgetown; free). The Aztex added three more returning players this week: Sito Seoane, Travis Golden, and Mikey Ambrose. Seoane, the…
Rowdy
Telugu action thriller.
Mindful Meals
Classic and innovative kosher recipes to inspire home cooks just in time for Passover
Texas Platters
Boyfrndz keeps a tentacle in many bodies of water, from tidal post-rock and crushing typhoons of doom metal to the boiling pools of psychedelia and urgent river currents of Trail of Dead’s prog-punk. Breeder, second full-length by the Austin foursome, takes a gallon from each and pours it over the amps all at once. Guitars…
Day Trips
Tyler’s Barbecue in Amarillo ain’t fooling around
Repentance
Forest Whitaker stars as a very troubled man in this thriller opening locally at a dollar house.
Food-O-File
New menus, remodeling, and a fresh crop of weekends for Austin Restaurant Week? Spring has sprung in the Austin foodie scene.
Texas Platters
Fuck me? No, fuck you! So goes the counter-punch thesis of this feminist punk quartet’s ferocious debut LP. Retaliation abounds in the inspired lyrics of Arielle “Relle” Sonnenschein, who sings with a stiff upper lip and puts exclamation points in all the right places on Haematic as she rages against gender roles and rapists. “You…
Gay Place
Let your hair (and other things) down at ArtErotica, Body Rock, and Lezz Dance
HBO My
Premium cable network struts its stuff with three premieres this weekend
Playback: Live Music and Lodging
Hotel Indigo to break ground on Red River as Max Frost breaks the same with Wilco’s Jeff Tweedy on his Atlantic Records debut
Civics 101
Thursday 03 ACC BOARD CANDIDATE TRAINING Learn about qualifications online. 6-7:30pm. ACC Highland Business Center, 5930 Middle Fiskville. Free. www.austincc.edu. AISD Budget Conversation Get a first look at the preliminary 2014-15 budget. 6:30pm. Crockett High, 5601 Manchaca Rd. Friday 04 HOUSING + TRANSIT: Getting on Track in Austin Keynote by Shelley Poticha of Natural Resources…
The Common Law: Tax Procrastinators Unite
Tax Procrastinators Unite
HBO My
Veep In the third season of Armando Iannucci’s send-up of D.C. politicking, the stakes have been raised to presidential levels: After learning that the current, beleaguered commander-in-chief won’t be seeking re-election, the hilariously haughty Vice President Selina Meyer (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) and her staff of lovable losers, try-hards, and braggadocios are angling for a bid for…
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
For his painting Washington on the Delaware, Emanuel Leutze used the Rhine, not the Delaware, as the basis for the scene. Women couldn’t serve on a jury in Texas until 1954. Elastic-waist trunks were designed in 1925 by Jacob Golomb, founder of Everlast, to replace the leather-belted trunks boxers wore. These “boxer trunks” immediately became…
Point Austin: Small Victories
Whatever the prospects, the tasks remain the same
Exhibitionism
This chamber musical about two male-female duos in NYC is a refreshingly modern study of intimacy
HBO My
Game of Thrones “The Rains of Castamere” no longer soundtracks our nightmares, and the Red Wedding’s deep cuts have pinkened into scar tissue. The audience, at least, has had a year to recuperate. Not so for the battered people of Westeros: Season four makes clear that the wound is still new – and very, very…
Oops
In last week’s issue, we ran a week-old version of the Mr. Smarty Pants column. Here’s the column you missed last week: Household water use accounts for about 6% of the water that we consume. The other 94% comes from the products we buy. Some say the world’s first burger was served in Athens, Texas,…
Quote of the Week
“This law is doing what it’s supposed to do. It’s working.” – President Barack Obama, April 1, announcing that approximately 7.1 million people had enrolled in health insurance plans under the Affordable Care Act
Exhibitionism
Though slow going, Southwestern University’s staging delivered old-fashioned splendor and passion
HBO My
Silicon Valley Little-known fact about Mike Judge: Before Beavis and Butt-Head, he programmed software for fighter jets. Now he’s returning to the keyboard with tech comedy Silicon Valley. As the hapless CEO of start-up Pied Piper, corporate drone Richard (Thomas Middleditch) finds himself caught between the tech sector’s divergent instincts. After semi-accidentally developing an Internet…
Soy Quien Soy
Gina Chavez comes into her own
Then There’s This: Faith and the Environment
Interfaith leaders push for more renewables in city’s generation plan
The Next New Neighborhood
City and residents plan a sustainable Colony Park
Texas Platters
Brawlers tend to band best with a brother. Think UGK, MOP, or closer to home, Crew54, those aggressive soul purveyors who hail from Killeen. The Austin Eastside tandem of Young Gift and Big John ebb closer to the gruff Memphis hustle of 8Ball & MJG than their other tag-teaming brethren. On their eponymous third album,…
Project Connect: Phases and Stages
Advisory group gets closer to official Council recommendation
Headlines
• The next City Council meeting isn’t until April 10 (work session April 8) with a fairly light draft agenda, but dust might rise over a proposed new policy on interim budget adjustments and a 4pm hearing on vested development rights (i.e., grandfathering). › After cracking down on house-sharing with their “stealth dorm” rules, last…









