April 27 • 2012

Apr 27 - May 3, 2012 / Vol. 31 / No. 35

Cover Story

The Mayor’s Race: Shea vs. Leffingwell

On Monday, April 30, early voting begins in city of Austin municipal elections to elect the mayor and City Council places 2, 5, and 6. Early voting ends May 8; election day is Saturday, May 12. A few weeks ago, as the campaigns got rolling in earnest, Chronicle reporters Michael King and Amy Smith sat…

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

California horticulturalist Luther Burbank invented the Russet Potato. According to the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development, people in Sweden, the Netherlands, and Finland pay on average less than $130 a year for cell phone service. Americans pay $635.85 a year. By some estimates, a third of all text messages in China today are spam.…

Quote of the Week

“People say the children are our future. The STAAR test seems to be preparing us for a future where rote memorization and bubbling in is all that matters.” – Kealing Middle School student Callier Creedle (pictured center) on high-stakes testing

The Luv Doc: The Mind-Numbing Hell of Child-Oriented Places

Dear Luv Doc, My brother is coming to Austin at the end of the month with his wife and three kids (grade-school age). Any ideas on things we can do/places we can go? – Tom Tom, don’t fuck around taking them to Barton Springs or to ride the Zilker choo-choo. Barton Springs is so cold…

Vicky Donor

Bollywood actor John Abraham steps into the role of producer for this Indian comedy about a prolific sperm donor.

Oops!

In his April 20 column, Mr. Smarty Pants said Robert Louis Steven­son was a Benzedrine addict. In fact, the author died on Dec. 3, 1894, 34 years before Smith, Kline & French marketed that drug. However, Stevenson allegedly wrote Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde under the influence of cocaine. Mr. Smarty Pants regrets the error.…

Bernie

Jack Black, Shirley MacLaine, and Matthew McConaughey star in Richard Linklater’s latest film – an East Texas true-crime story with a comic touch.

Day Trips

The Trinity River Audubon Center preserves a portion of what is the longest river entirely within Texas

Safe

The (Jason) Stathamization of action filmmaking continues with the star’s latest.

Civics 101

Friday 27 NPR’S STEVE INSKEEP speaks about diversity in Pakistan in a talk titled “Colour, Caste, or Creed.” 5-8pm. Jackson Geological Sciences Building (JGB 2.324), 471-3550. Free. darntz@austin.utexas.edu, www.utexas.edu/cola/insts/southasia/events/22601. BREAKING THE OLIGARCHY Gary Dorrien, Episcopal priest and professor at Columbia’s seminary, discusses ethical responses to economic crisis. 7pm. University United Methodist Church, 2409 Guadalupe, 478-9387.…

Headlines

› It’s a bulging agenda today at the last regular City Council meeting before the May 12 election, with two morning briefings, multiple zoning cases, and a considerable brace of scheduled public hearings. One on the foundering Green Water Treatment Plant redevelopment deal has been pulled until late May, but there’s plenty more for disputation…

Playback

Austin Psych Fest and Old Settler’s Music Fest headliners Psychograss have more in common than you might think

Goon

Off-color, bloody, and hilarious, Goon is the best hockey comedy since Slap Shot.

Phases & Stages

Bruce Springsteen Wrecking Ball (Columbia) To the fat cats on Wall Street: Shill out that “Easy Money.” Meantime, Bruce Springsteen plays for the “Shackled and Drawn,” “the blacks, the Irish, Italians, the Germans, and the Jews.” The Jersey Boss’ 17th salvo stands as proof, a fiery hour written on behalf of all the saints and…

Delicacy

This French-language dramedy stars Audrey Tatou as a grieving widow who is trying to re-enter the flow of life.

Phases & Stages

Pink Floyd The Wall (Capitol) The Wall is Pink Floyd’s greatest contradiction. The 1979 double album signifies both the band’s most ambitious accomplishment – a tyrannical, two-act spectacle of profound proportions – and its most personal, detailing the English quartet’s fatal estrangement from its audience and each other. The latter feat serves as a focal…

Phases & Stages

Old Settler’s Music Festival Salt Lick Pavilion, Driftwood, April 20 From the frantic banjo of Frank Solivan & Dirty Kitchen, which carried out into the parking lot, to Amos Lee’s set-closing tribute to Levon Helm, Friday at the Old Settler’s Music Festival flew by with a divine array of American music. It may have been…

May 12 Municipal Election: The ‘Chronicle’ Endorsements

The Chronicle “editorial board” – in this instance, the News staff and the publisher – have considered the records, campaign statements, and policy positions of the City Council candidates and concurred on the candidate endorsements listed here. An endorsement does not necessarily mean we are all equally enthusiastic about a particular candidate or agree with…

Phases & Stages

Old Settler’s Music Festival Salt Lick Pavilion, Driftwood, April 21 “OK, everybody get their banjos out,” instructed Tony Trischka midway through his banjo workshop Saturday afternoon at Old Settler’s Music Festival. Indoors at the Discovery stage, instructional lodge between the grounds’ two main gathering points, the 63-year-old master musician estimated he had been studying banjo…

Early Voting & Election Day

You may vote at any early voting location in the county in which you’re registered. On election day, you must vote in your precinct. For a list of precinct locations: 238-VOTE or www.traviscountyelections.org. Williamson County: www.wilco.org/elections or 943-1630. Hays County: www.co.hays.tx.us/elections or 393-7310. EARLY VOTING LOCATIONS Open Mon.-Sat., 8am-6pm, and Sun., noon-6pm, unless noted otherwise.…


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