April 27 • 2007

Apr 27 - May 3, 2007 / Vol. 26 / No. 34

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‘Arena Football: Road to Glory’ for the PlayStation2

There’s just one thing that keeps Arena Football: Road to Glory from being as completely kickass as the Madden juggernaut. That is its lack of big-name stars like Vince Young, Peyton Manning, Terrell Owens, and LaDainian Tomlinson. The main rebuy factor for Madden year after year is the updated rosters and improved graphics. Saints’ fans…

Austin Lightning Get Their Season Started and More Soccer News

Chelsea and Manchester United will still get to play for the FA Cup. But neither one will be there to play for the title they really wanted, the UEFA Champions League. Instead, Liverpool and AC Milan overturned first-leg losses to advance to a rematch of their great 2005 final. The Merseysiders knocked off Chelsea on…

Coachella 2007

Traveling to the 2007 Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival felt a bit like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, sans the expense account and excess of drugs. The three-day excursion, which featured 123 bands and had an average attendance of 60,000 people daily, began with a plane flight, car rental, and trip through the…

10 Under 10: The First Five Years

10 Under 10: The First Five Years 2007. This collection of 10 short documentaries (all under 10 minutes in length) has been made by RTF students at the University of Texas and represents a diversity of subjects and styles. The program includes five new films and five favorites from past years. See story on p.…

Low Intelligence. Always.

Where does the enterprising domestic terrorist get their supplies? Why, Wal-Mart, of course! From the Statesman: A soft-sided cooler bought at the Ben White Boulevard Wal-Mart in South Austin led authorities to a 27-year-old man, who was arrested and charged Friday with leaving a homemade bomb in the parking lot of an Austin women’s clinic…

The Wendell Baker Story Advance Screening

The Wendell Baker Story Advance Screening 2007, PG-13, 95 min. Directed by Andrew Wilson, Luke Wilson, Starring Luke Wilson, Owen Wilson, Seymour Cassel, Harry Dean Stanton, Eddie Griffin, Kris Kristofferson, Eva Mendes, Jacob Vargas, Will Ferrell. Brothers Luke, Owen, and Andrew Wilson will be in attendance at a special advance screening of this comedy that…

Teaching Austin: 125 Years of Public School Education

Teaching Austin: 125 Years of Public School Education 2007, NR, 56 min. Directed by J. Kevin Smith, Mike Nicholson. Celebrate the 125th anniversary of the Austin Independent School District by seeing this new documentary about its history over the decades. To reserve a seat in the IMAX Theatre, send a reply to aisd125@austinfilmfestival.com.

Last Night at the Alamo Grindhouse

Last Night at the Alamo Grindhouse Quentin Tarantino will host one final festival at the downtown venue before the Drafthouse moves into the old Ritz Theatre location on Sixth St. at the end of the summer. Last Night at the Alamo Grindhouse features a different triple feature each night: Thursday (5/10), Sex Comedies; Friday (5/11),…

Le Draft 2007

My first draft was in 1994 when I was a freshman slumming in a dorm flat. This was the first year of my life with the magical and wondrous “cable” television, and its ever-so-amusing ESPN. That year, my Colts were debating on which player to add with the second-overall pick in the first round; a…

Into Great Silence

At once eerie, picaresque, and evocative, this is a daring and breathtakingly constructed documentary about the Carthusian monks of the French Alps, who have taken a vow of silence.

Readings

The first of Vladimir Sorokin’s novels to be translated into English; the author will be at BookPeople on Saturday

Indierectly Responsible

Dániel Perlaky is a one-man show. The 26-year-old Hungarian immigrant and UT graduate runs two graphic-design companies (Blue Buddha Design House and City on Fire). He shoots for Austin Music Magazine and Study Breaks, publishes the Austin Independent, and most importantly, operates Indierect Records, the bedroom label responsible for Ghostland Observatory’s debut, Delete.Delete.I.Eat.Meat. “I’ve got…

Lomita Reviewed

LomitaDowntown Mystic (Indierect) Indierect reissued a supersized version of Lomita’s debut, Stress Echo, less than a year after its 2005 release, and Downtown Mystic seems destined for an even warmer reception. How do you not love a disc that starts off with a choice Cramps cover, 1980’s “Garbage Man,” and an unruly, growling one at…

Phases & Stages

Aretha FranklinBass Concert Hall, April 19 R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Such did a sold-out Bass Concert Hall find out exactly what that meant to them. “Whatchu want? Baby I got it.” And she did, Aretha Franklin. In her 65-year-old face spread the same smile of her 14-year-old self singing to the rafters in her father’s Memphis parish, joyful,…

Immigration Folly at the Lege

Sweeping immigration reforms passing through the Texas House could severely affect the way the city does business. On April 16, the House State Affairs Committee discussed eight bills that covered such issues as banning local government from accepting consular documents as ID and auditing how much is spent by each agency on providing services to…

Phases & Stages

The CluttersDon’t Believe a Word (Chicken Ranch) If Nashville, Tenn., is the new Omaha, Neb., and incredibly enough, that’s exactly what several scene-spotters have begun suggesting, it’s not just because of Kings of Leon and Be Your Own Pet. The Clutters might not turn up on quite as many blogs, but whoever doesn’t turn up…

Phases & Stages

Modest MouseWe Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank (Epic) Modest Mouse has pulled off the near impossible with its sixth full-length and third major label release: The Issaquah, Wash., sextet has managed to retain its edgy, proto-emo dynamics while availing itself of a more mainstream audience. Case in point: “Dashboard,” the first single, is…

Capitol Briefs

• The Texas Senate has passed a measure by Sen. Rodney Ellis, D-Houston, that would increase the amount of state compensation to those who have been wrongfully convicted and imprisoned. Senate Bill 262 would allow for $50,000 in compensation for each year of wrongful imprisonment or $100,000 for each year on death row. It also…

TCB

Remembering a tattoo legend, bracing for Texas’ upcoming festival season, and saying so long to ‘hippie hour.’

Phases & Stages

Dinosaur Jr.Beyond (Fat Possum) A rather ripped Van Winkle moment has arrived for Lou Barlow and company, who last recorded as Dinosaur Jr. in 1989. Even listeners too old to judge a 50-minute CD by its cover will find something enthralling in that figure on the couch being sucked under the cushions. The leadoff chorus…

Phases & Stages

Uncle EarlWaterloo, Tennessee (Rounder) Originally begun as a project of K.C. Groves and Jo Serrapere in 1999, Uncle Earl has since congealed into a female bluegrass supergroup around Groves, Kristin Andreassen, Rayna Gellert, and Abigail Washburn. Like 2005’s She Waits for Night, the g’Earls’ latest seamlessly weaves original string tunes and old-time ballads, reveling as…

East Austin Live: Strength in numbers

Quick, how many arts and entertainment venues do you think there are on the Eastside? Eight? 10? 12 maybe? Try 19, with new ones popping up all the time. Add to that number almost as many arts companies that work in East Austin but don’t have their own spaces and the dozens of restaurants and…

Phases & Stages

Willy MasonIf the Ocean Gets Rough (Astralwerks) Today’s young artists face the combined challenge of breathing life into established genres while also having something fresh to say. Twenty-two-year-old Willy Mason is one such relative newcomer. He’s drawn comparisons to Bright Eyes and Beth Orton and has become something of a phenom in the UK. After…

Naked City

Quote of the Week “Racism is racism; xenophobia is xenophobia. It’s too bad that we’re going to see it enacted on the House floor again.” – Rep. Lon Burnam, D-Fort Worth, on the passage of a bill requiring a photo ID to vote. Republicans say it will prevent voting fraud; Democrats say it will disenfranchise…

Vacancy

Luke Wilson and Kate Beckinsale play a couple who try to escape from the snuff-film motel at which they’re stranded.

Fuse Box: The final jolt

Refraction Arts’ newly expanded Fuse Box Festival is almost out of juice, but before it goes, it still has some electrifying new dance, theatre, video, and site-specific performance to deliver

Phases & Stages

FeistThe Reminder (CherryTree/Interscope) Whether Leslie Feist is the chanteuse who will someday make crooning cool again remains to be seen. Her follow-up to 2005’s chunk of Canadian goodness, Let It Die, is neither miserable nor memorable. It does, however, succeed in mixing soft rock, indie rock, jazz, and soul. With mind-stickers like the repetitive “I…

Anthony Graves Update

Retrial of capital murder case against Anthony Graves set to go forward this summer, even though special prosecutor recently admitted that crucial evidence in case is lost

Phases & Stages

Charlotte Gainsbourg5:55 (Because/Vice/Atlantic) Music by Air, lyrics by Jarvis Cocker and Neil Hannon, knob-twiddling by Nigel Godrich. It’s easy to believe 5:55 a vanity project. It’s the second album in 20 years for Gainsbourg, multitalented progeny of Serge and Jane Birkin, the first being 1986’s Charlotte for Ever, an album penned by her father. So…

Balcones Canyonlands Preserve Still Struggling

With only 2,500 acres to go in the full 30,000-acre Balcones Canyonlands Preserve, Travis Co. has realized that its anticipated dollars won’t go far enough fast enough to meet the federally mandated 2016 deadline set by U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service under the preserve’s permit application

Remembering Rollo Banks

Page Two: All in the Family April 19, 2007 by Louis Black Debunking the hippie Mafia theory, and starting to say goodbye to Rollo Banks R.I.P., Rollo Banks April 20, 2007 By way of farewell to a fine friend, a gallery of amazing Chronicle covers After a Fashion April 27, 2007 by Stephen MacMillan Moser…

The Condemned

Steve Austin stars in this WWE-produced movie about a death row convict who is brought to a remote island to fight nine other killers to the death for a televised bout.

Culture Flash!

Texas has its official artists for 2007 and 2008, the soon-to-open MACC has a program manager, and Zach has a Golden Girl drop in for a visit

Phases & Stages

The RosebudsNight of the Furies (Merge) The Furies, according to Greek mythology, were the goddesses of vengeance, jealousy, and anger, emotions not usually associated with this lovey-dovey North Carolina couple. It’s hard finding the connection between the Rosebuds’ post-New Wave dance tunes and hideous goddesses dripping blood from their eyes, but the duo’s third LP…

Arts Review

Jane Martin’s Anton in Show Business satirically skewers everything in modern theatre, and the Vestige Group’s production will have your cheeks sore from laughing

Black Book

Although in many ways a characteristically perverse Paul Verhoeven spectacle, this Dutch World War II resistance story is more morally shaded as well as handsomely mounted and suspenseful.

Arts Review

The cast of the UT opera theatre production of Plump Jack performs admirably, but the score and direction make the glorious rogue Falstaff just a drunken fat crook

Year of the Dog

In his directorial debut, Mike White embraces the awkward with this story of a woman (played by Molly Shannon) who just wants to be loved.

Readings

An anthology offering remediation for those who believe that there is value to understanding other national perspectives and reading – if not always traveling – widely.

Luv Doc Recommends: Dale Watson Record Release

Nobody could argue that Dale Watson hasn’t lived up to his end of the bargain when it comes to keeping Austin weird. He may not parade around in a chartreuse banana hammock, twirl flowers on Sixth Street, or spout paranoid vitriol on late night access TV, but Dale still has enough quirks to peak most…


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