Glug, glug, glug …

From no less a journalistic authority than E! gossip guru Ted Casablanca:

Is there trouble at the White House between Dubya and first lady Laura Bush? I hear someone’s headed for a hotel, could she already be there? … U.S. Chief of Grief, George W. Bush, has a wife (by the name of Laura, ‘course) who’s so damn put out by the teetotaling Texan’s return to drinking that she had to get outta the White House. Woo-hoo! That be first-class First Lady dish there, my darlin’ goss lovers!

There’s no way this ends well. (Via Atrios.)

This article appears in April 27 • 2007.

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