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Primarily Primates Lawsuit Settled?

Sources tell the Chronicle that the attorney general has reached a “settlement” with the original managers of Primarily Primates Inc.’s sanctuary outside San Antonio, handing control of the troubled institution back to the original board of directors. Stay tuned throughout the day for more info on the decision. For more info on PPI’s recent legal…

The Final Word on the Toros’ ’06-’07 Season

What can you say about the recently concluded Austin Toros season except that it was a topsy-turvy affair from the jump, punctuated by periods of inspired play, extended stretches without a win, disappointing cameos from former NBA stars, energizing performances from former unknowns, incidences of high levity and low farce (witness the crime and punishment…

UEFA Champions League 2006-2007 for the Xbox 360

Considering the last soccer video game I played was Pelé’s Soccer on Atari 2600, I’m probably pretty easy to impress. “Awesome!” I couldn’t help shouting after I put the game in. “The players have legs now!” So I’m probably not the target market, but neither are you, most likely. In the U.S., where we hear…

TXRD Lonestar Rollergirls Tryouts

You know you’ve always wanted to get in on the camaraderie and fun of the Roller Derby, and now opportunity is a-knockin’. Sign up now for your chance to skate as a Holy Roller, Rhinestone Cowgirl, Hellcat, Cherry Bomber, or a member of the Putas del Fuego. E-mail recruitment@txrd.com your name, age, and the date…

Could Cannabis Cure Cancer?

Scientists at Harvard University’s Division of Experimental Medicine say recent research indicates that tetrahydrocannabinol, or THC – the main psychoactive ingredient in marijuana – reduces the size of human lung cancer tumors, inhibits their growth and reduces the incidence of lung lesions. The scientists’ first round of THC research – conducted in the lab and…

On the Road Again

Willie Nelson and two cohorts – his sister, Bobbie Nelson, and David Anderson, his tour manager – were in a Louisiana court April 24, where Nelson and Anderson pleaded guilty to possession of pot and mushrooms, which were found on Nelson’s tour bus during a routine commercial vehicle inspection back in September. The Red-Headed Stranger…

Wranglers Ward off VooDoo 45-38 in Overtime

Some new players helped the Wranglers improve their losing season Saturday in an overtime upset of the New Orleans VooDoo. Increasingly impressive FB Chad Dukes scored on the first drive on a goal-line plow set up by the still-inconsistent QB Adrian McPherson’s 25-yard broken-play dash. The Wrangler defense then stopped the VooDoo from crossing the…

Here’s to You, 4/20 and 4/22

Reefer Madness would be remiss if we did not send a shout out to everyone, wishing you a happy “high holiday” today, 4/20. And while we’re at it, here’s to a happy Earth Day, April 22. So, here’s to you Mama Earth and to your divine bounty….

Medi-Pot Moving Along in Minnesota

Minnesota lawmakers on April 17 got one step closer to passing a medi-pot bill that would protect patients from arrest for using pot on the recommendation of a doctor, when the Senate Health and Human Services Budget Division passed the bill out of committee on a 6-4 vote. The bipartisan measure now moves to Finance…

Slow Burn

Slow Burn – starring Ray Liotta, LL Cool J, and Mekhi Phifer – becomes one of those movies that’s so bad, it’s almost entertaining. Almost.

Redline

Redline dives headfirst into onanistic autoeroticism, but this exotic-car movie feels ill-lubed and mechanical all the way.

Hot Fuzz

Simultaneously smart and silly, Hot Fuzz demonstrates that it’s not necessary to be a buffoon in order to lampoon.

Fracture

This legal thriller pits two brilliant actors against each other in a sustained battle of wills that has enough sizzle to keep us rapt even when the storyline sags.

Mafioso

This genius Italian comedy from 1962 has been plucked from obscurity and given a sparkling new cleanup job.

First Snow

A moody thriller that tries to thumb its nose at fatalism, First Snow features another great performance from Guy Pearce.

Perfect Stranger

The fishy smell that permeates Perfect Stranger comes from all of the red herrings flopping around this absurdly plotted Hollywood thriller.

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David NewbouldBig Red Sun (North Star Media) David Newbould has quite a history. Originally from Toronto, the earnest singer-songwriter caused quite a stir in New York City before moving to Austin. Previous to Big Red Sun, his first full-length, Newbould issued three EPs and had his songs featured on TV’s Dawson’s Creek, Joan of Arcadia,…

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Nathan Singleton & His Sideshow Tragedy Borrowed Guitars, Unwound Hearts, and Broken Strings Like the unwieldy title of this debut, Nathan Singleton’s music is a hodgepodge of ideas and sounds. Borrowing from a broad range of other artists can only work if you’re either extraordinarily talented and/or possess the cojones not to care while spilling…

School Board Election Preview

Race to fill District 2 spot on AISD board of trustees promises to be highly contested, with four candidates vying for empty seat left by board’s longest-serving member, Rudy Montoya

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Gurf MorlixDiamonds to Dust (Blue Corn) From Lucinda Williams to Ray Wylie Hubbard, Robert Earl Keen, and Slaid Cleaves, Gurf Morlix fills his work with the tattered charm and frightful honesty of exceptional songwriters. Veteran Austinite, favored sideman, guitarist, producer, and singer-songwriter, Morlix’s solo albums might be inconsistent, but Diamonds to Dust, his fourth, finds…

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Steve BedunahPlug It in and Play (Dog Trot) Fort Worth-born Steve Bedunah’s writing has been compared to James McMurtry, but stylistically he rides somewhere between Townes Van Zandt’s monotone and Kris Kristofferson’s gravelly vocals. Plug It in and Play isn’t his first recording, but it’s the one that should bring him the right audience. Bedunah’s…

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Robert GomezBrand New Towns (Bella Union) Following its success with Midlake, British label Bella Union continues to mine Denton’s underground and may have struck gold once more with Robert Gomez. Although he achieved international recognition as a young Cuban guitar sensation, performing with Nelson Gonzalez and Turkish composer Omar Faruk Tekbilek, Gomez’s Brand New Towns…

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Gulf of MexicoRooms You’ve Never Seen Before (Nest) While the title would suggest otherwise, Gulf of Mexico occupy a distinct place on their debut, all a squall with sudden distortion, slightly bored vocals, and loud-quiet-loud sensibility. If you didn’t know better, Rooms could have been recorded in 1991, which is where you’ve seen the local…

Capitol Briefs

• Texas is inching closer to a journalism shield law, with the Senate Jurisprudence Committee sending Senate Bill 966 to the floor. Authored by Sens. Rodney Ellis, D-Houston; Robert Duncan, R-Lubbock; and Chuy Hinojosa, D-McAllen, it’s a bipartisan bill that protects journalists and their confidential sources. Nicknamed the Free Flow of Information Act, the bill…

Arts Review

Ah, Wilderness!, Eugene O’Neill’s only comedy, is given a lavish treatment at the Mary Moody Northen Theatre, resulting in a dream production full of bright, endearing charm

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Red LeavesDisposable Parts When we last left Red Leaves, the local trio was dodging zombies. Here, on their second EP, they’re building something bigger. Opener “Kill Your Sister” is a slow start, but “Bicycle Escape Plan” goes double Dutch on the jump-rope basslines of Singer Mayberry and the hopscotch drumming of Javier Cruz. More singing…

Arts Review

Somewhere between Alan Bennett’s strictly surface script and Lisa Scheps’ direction, the Coda Project’s production of Kafka’s Dick falls flat

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DamesvioletUpside Down (Simple Living) Considering the commercial success of Houston’s Blue October, Damesviolet’s third full-length, Upside Down, could be just as easily bombarded across the FM broadband. Led by brothers Beaux and Zak Loy on guitars and vocals, opener “Stay Away” and “Everyone Else” recall Muse’s Black Holes and Revelations without the adumbration and sonic…

Naked City

Quote of the Week “The bill says those that are married live longer. It’s not really true. It just seems longer.” – Rep. Pat Haggerty, R-El Paso, during a debate on Rep. Warren Chisum’s bill that would require couples applying for a marriage license to take a marriage classHeadlines• State flags are lowered and the…

Arts Review

‘The Geometry of Hope’ at the Blanton Museum of Art provides a survey of abstract art in Latin America over the 20th century, segmented into chapters by cities and decades

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LeBlancThis Is Me Mandi LeBlanc left the comfortable confines of Austin for Brooklyn two years ago, but her blend of riot grrrl and folk rock has River City written all over it. Don’t be fooled by opener “Cute Boyfriend” as the fourpiece LeBlanc is more Ani than Liz, more roots than rock, which goes limp…

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Peter StopschinskiChamber Music (Pecan Crazy) Peter Stopschinski can transform damn near anything into a soundtrack. With his work in Austin’s Golden Hornet Project and Brown Whörnet, the ubiquitous local composer managed to balance experimental with classical. Chamber Music collects a dozen project pieces from the past eight years, a communiqué somewhere between Forbidden Planet and…

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The Pleasures of Merely CirculatingFour Songs: 530 Seconds of Pleasure This is what you want in a punk rock EP: short, cheeky, fast. Marfa trio TPOMC spit and sputter beneath the flirty vox of Jeanne Sinclair, her balance bringing the girl next door into the garage for a PBR and seven seconds in the closet.…

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Attack FormationWe Are Alive in Tune (Australian Cattle God) Only during the warped electronic beat of closer “Study Break Dancing” does its computer-generated voice finally explain Attack Formation. To summarize, the 189-member, revolving-door Austin ensemble constitutes a broken social scene, an avant-garde collective based on the pendulous relationship between improvisation and experimentation. As such, the…

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Rivercity SevenEve Only in Austin can you get away with this sort of contrived, exhausted, glittery pseudo music. A mishmash of Latin beats, electronica, and Antone’s weekday rock, Austin three- to fivepiece the Rivercity Seven are McDudes who get together on weekends and record pointless tracks for their girlfriends/wives to listen to. Too harsh? Listen…

MoPac Expansion Update

Sound walls trumped new lanes at open house meetings to take initial look at proposed plans to expand MoPac from Parmer Lane down to Town Lake

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Digital tools have greatly facilitated certain musical forms. Three fresh local examples span instrumental, vocal pop, and ambient. Funky Down Tronic (Real Summit), the debut of Austin’s Lush Logic (aka Jake Scarbrough), has three goals: funk, downtempo, and electronic. The last is easy, as few analog sounds appear in 10 cuts, though given the disc’s…

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The Small StarsTijuana Dreams How can you take a band seriously that dresses in matching jackets/vests/tiger-strewn outfits when you know they don’t do the same? Guy Fantasy (aka Fastball’s Miles Zuniga) and his Vegas troupe of nonchalants blast through catchy yet trite odes to the grind on their second LP. Highlights “Twentyfourseven” and the Joe…

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ShearwaterPalo Santo [Expanded Edition] (Matador) Shearwater’s pivotal fourth album, Palo Santo, released last year on then-local indie label Misra, signified a transcendental transformation for the Austin ensemble, establishing them as a viable, free-flowing entity apart from Okkervil River and allowing Jonathan Meiburg to soar as the band’s cardinal lead singer and sole songsmith. Featuring complete…

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Stealth Utd.Rational Anthem (Flak) If Rational Anthem is “the sounds of peace through rocking analog dance beats,” then we’re in for a bumpy ride. The Austin fourpiece attempts crossing Ghostland Observatory with Rage Against the Machine’s political agenda on their 48-minute debut. It’s like Haddaway found a copy of GarageBand and is trying to reinvigorate…

Luv Doc Recommends: Austin Reggae Fest

It’s spring. You should be outdoors. Don’t be a wuss about it, make an Allegra cocktail, grease up with some SPF 45, and find yourself a place in the sun while there’s still enough ozone to keep it from baking you into a corporeal crouton. Soon enough the ice caps are going to melt, and…

Day Trips

The Muleshoe National Wildlife Refuge is an excellent place for birders and nature lovers to soak in the beauty of the great outdoors

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The Biscuit BrothersOld MacDonald’s EIEI Radio To assess the relative merits of the Biscuit Brothers’ second self-released album without the input of the Austin-based, grassroots musical educators’ target demographic would be to overlook the importance of their audience. So, like Jane Goodall with her chimps, here are the results of this critic’s nonscientific study of…

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StickponyHead First Through the Sound (Club de Musique) Alt.country might be losing out to the more traditional, but local fourpiece Stickpony follows in the footsteps of the Old 97’s to create loose and galloping countrified jams. Catchy and familiar, their fourth release jumps from beer ad opener “Dime Droppers” straight to the addictive “White Picket…

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The Ugly BeatsTake a Stand (Get Hip) Joe Emery is the Zelig of Austin rock. Whatever genre of music he’s near he becomes. This is especially true of his Sixties revivalist quintet the Ugly Beats. Jeanine the Farfisa Queen highlights the frantic instrumental go-go beat of the Ventures’ “Action Plus,” while the whole band renders…

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Tee DoubleThe Return of the Artform (Kinetic) When Austin rapper Tee Double joined ’04’s nationwide Cali Comm tour, initial benefits included priceless exposure and direct sales opportunities. Three years removed from a stretch opening for Aceyalone and Zion I, Tee Double demonstrates further bountiful excursion through his 11th album, The Return of the Artform. Much…


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