The Luv Doc

Sometimes good friends are really shitty roommates

Either you’re delighted by fart bubbles or you’re not.

Being broken up with is hard.

Is not a rose nor does it smell like one

There is no greater sign of a dumbass than a dumbass who doesn’t think he’s a dumbass.

When the oxygen mask drops, you use it on yourself first

Earth has pretty much always been a shitshow

It’s really hard to stab someone to death with an icicle

The premise of average sexual frequency is somewhat ridiculous

Why your conscience is nagging you

The Luv Doc has some great news for those of modest mental acuity

A little wallow in the unpleasantries of modern politics with the greatest patriotic advice columnist in modern history