The Luv Doc

Three strikes and you might be the messiah

Was it hatred that melted several million cubic feet of snow?

Dream-chasing is a baller move

Sometimes good friends are really shitty roommates

Either you’re delighted by fart bubbles or you’re not.

Being broken up with is hard.

Is not a rose nor does it smell like one

There is no greater sign of a dumbass than a dumbass who doesn’t think he’s a dumbass.

When the oxygen mask drops, you use it on yourself first

Earth has pretty much always been a shitshow

It’s really hard to stab someone to death with an icicle

The premise of average sexual frequency is somewhat ridiculous