The Luv Doc

Just because you enjoy a certain sexual activity doesn’t automatically qualify you for a whole new orientation

Saying someone lives in Houston is irresponsibly nonspecific

Insane pets are insanely expensive

Using a special occasion to even mildly guilt your friends into helping you fund your travel fantasies is a bit gauche

No one wants to be the Michael Jordan of the cash register

So much more than crazy, lust-fueled, Saturday night monkey sex followed by midmorning migas, mimosas, and a luxurious afternoon nap

More of the outlandish factual assertions, needlessly hyperbolic language, and gratuitous profanity that undermines true, legitimate journalism

Every summer day under 100 degrees means that a thousand enthusiastic well-meaning folks will move to Austin

Nobody wants to witness self-indulgent acts on a first date

70-93% of all communication is nonverbal

The Achilles heel of COVID is that it’s not deadly enough to get the attention of the real knuckle draggers

There is only one alternative to getting older, and it definitely involves not getting laid.