The Luv Doc

The best advice the Luv Doc can give is to not take his advice

How about some empathy for the simpletons?

The fundamentally trite platitude at the crux of eternal recurrence

Waiting for an answer that may never come.

This woman is hot AF

Not everyone is feeling the love.

The Luv Doc has a fat Santa’s bag of helpful advice

Nobody ever said Jesus was an ass man

If Momoa doesn’t move your needle, you’re not just geriatric, you’re straight up dead.

There has never been a better time in the history of the planet to get to know someone without swapping cooties

Thus spake the Chronicle‘s Ad Hoc Fashion Editor

Folks around here don’t take too kindly to people openly flaunting their sexual predilections