The Luv Doc

Men are really sensitive about women’s hair

Is there ever a point when swamp crotch is not swampy enough?

Sometimes it’s hard to know where familial obligation ends and parasite-induced mental psychosis begins

Love should be an affirmation not a concession.

… is a shit ton

Boundaries, motherf*ckers. Boundaries.

No need to wallow in the tedium of comprehensive knowledge

On the balance, the Luv Doc is thankful that most of the habitual pot smokers he knows are habitual pot smokers

The Catholics sure do know how to ruin a pagan fertility ritual

A really dense hedge makes good neighbors, too