The Luv Doc

Slow clap for almost getting the ball across the goal line

Wherein the Luv Doc gives mad props to Bumble

OK, maybe if there is an EF5 tornado coming or perhaps a ravenous herd of Bengal tigers

Capitalism has its shortfalls

A gateway to a very dark shame spiral

The DPS never sends out Amber Alerts at 1am.

People who don’t have embarrassing stories are either exceptionally dull, or disturbingly dishonest

The guy exactly no woman wants to date

You can’t take away something’s purpose without some reflexive pushback

Maybe “Junior Johnson” could be the sequel?

The perfect personality type for becoming an expert at bird dogging your erogenous zones